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"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about."
Wait, you're saying I'm supposed to cut at the base of the tree, NOT on my carotid artery? And you're only telling me this NOW?
Wow, Herme The Elf sure hasn't turned out well.
Big Announcer Voice: "For a limited time only on CD and Cassette, A Black Metal Christmas! Featuring the holiday favorites 'A Reindeer Sacrifice For Satan, All I Want For Christmas Is My Stage Makeup, The Screams Of The Newborn King' and many others!!!"
Leave me and my Tree alone OR ELSE!
After seeing Mr. Johnson's unique form of Calculus lessons, the University quickly began to rethink their policies on Teacher's Seniority.
"Do we really have to cut our own tree. It's cold out, and I am seriously screwing this up."
Ironically the band's name was "Hypothermia".