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Obama: As of today, I have recruited a team to rid Washington D.C. of those pesky Tea Party members.
I'd like to introduce the American public to the members of the newest cabinet-level bureau: the Department of Awesomeness.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the people behind me is the solution to the oil spill!
Fellow Americans, please quit staring at her chest long enough to listen to what I've got to say.
Quote from: InformationGeek on June 05, 2010, 04:12:16 PM
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Before I begin my address, I'd like the man with the arrows to please take his hand off my @$$.
"Is there anyone else doubting if we 'can' or not? Please speak up."
Obama single handedly saves the lycra industry from imminent collapse...
After apologizing to the media about his sexual addictions, Tiger Woods announces he's happy with his predilection towards superhero sex.
Obama's stance on oddly dressed people in spandex played a rather important role in his run for office.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell me which one is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?
"Ok, you neocons want to talk about a "revolution" and "having to resort to guns" if you don't take back congress in november, huh?
Well, bring it on, b*tch*s."
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"Guys, When I said we were going to have a new "super economy".........."
or
" Well I can see Avenger's Mansion from MY backyard."
"Since every single problem in the whole world is Bush's fault, I've asked the
League of Justice to go back in time and prevent him from being born!"
This committee has suggested that I contact Image Comics to allow Rob Liefeld to return.