From my review of Shark Attack...
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"Alright its ready...I've got dibs on the liver..."
"Gentlemen and lady, after many test and different experiments, I have reached 2 conclusions. Number one, this is a shark; and number two, which is most important, this shark is dead. Any questions?"
Well, whattya know.. he DIDN'T have a candygram!
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Shark attack 4: Revenge of the Mini Megalodon
"You didn't cook the rice? Tell me you at least bought the nori sheets."
Their viewing of a man eating shark didn't turn out to be what they expected.
"Wait... if the sushi is here, then what did we do with Mrs. Johnson's body?"
Don't look at me, Doc. The shark cut the cheese.
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You Bought this for HOW MUCH?
Are you seriously telling me that no one brought the stuffing?!
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Well, we'd better call Mister Spielberg; Bruce didn't make it.