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Title: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Draug on July 05, 2010, 07:36:27 AM
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After talking about how her dream wedding should be for 11 hours straight Freddy really started to get second thoughts about his proposal.
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: sprite75 on July 05, 2010, 10:53:26 AM
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But Master, you have six husbands!  Why can't I have one for myself?!
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Mr. DS on July 05, 2010, 08:11:42 PM
"I told you we should have eaten at White Castle..."
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Leah on July 08, 2010, 07:18:43 AM
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Oooooh, we can have a mattress for $199.00!
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: indianasmith on July 08, 2010, 08:36:54 AM
"I was the greatest fraud of all.  I . . . used . . . preservatives!"
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Nukie 2 on July 08, 2010, 10:45:23 AM
Hey it's Joe Strummer, now we understand the inspiration for the line "London Calling to the zombies of death, quit holding out and draw another breath"!

or "For the world so loved Joe Strummer, he came back!"
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Texdar on July 08, 2010, 01:34:28 PM
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a stiff one!
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: retrorussell on July 08, 2010, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: Draug on July 05, 2010, 07:36:27 AM
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Freddy: Why?!  Why can't you just marry me and tolerate my cocaine habit??
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: TheDope on July 09, 2010, 01:41:28 PM

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WOMAN - Why Lord; why did you have to kill my beloved Seth Green??
MAN  - But I'm not Seth Green...I'm Michael Rappaport.
WOMAN - (looks around) Where's that shotgun....
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: judge death on August 03, 2010, 02:33:18 AM
Mike just couldn't resist the ad that promised to show him nude pictures of ann coulter. And he paid the price.
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: AndyC on August 17, 2010, 09:08:53 PM
"For the last time, lady, you're stoned and I'm not a guitar."
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Skull on August 18, 2010, 11:47:27 AM
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This was my first and last time I'm eating your mothers potato salid!
Title: Re: Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...
Post by: Hammock Rider on August 18, 2010, 05:03:37 PM
My boyfriend's a ...sob....MIME!!!!!!