I was just wandering around aimlessly today when I suddenly came up with the idea for a sandwich shop where all the sandwiches were named after U.S. Presidents. I call it Sandwich Prez, and I've been thinking of sandwiches for most of the day.
Warning: Some of these may show a lack of understanding of history and/or border on tasteless. (The jokes, not the sandwiches, which will be delicious.)
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The John Adams: New England ham sandwich served on plain white bread, no condiments or sides. (Horseradish extra.)
The FDR: Although the all-time best seller, this sandwich is, in fact, totally lame.
The Ben Franklin: Contrary to popular belief, there is no sandwich named the Ben Franklin at Sandwich Prez.
The JFK: Looks delicious, but you only get a couple of bites before the wait staff drenches it in ketchup.
The Honest Abe: Open-faced turkey sandwich, served with separate but equal portions of white and dark meat.
Hate to think what the Clinton sandwich would be...
The Taft: Double the meat, triple the cheese, smothered in country gravy. Served in a tub.
The Robert Mugabe sandwich: no bread, no butter, no filling of any kind at all. In short, no sandwich.
The Grover Cleveland - A large Cleveland steamer on whole wheat, a.k.a. The s**t Sandwich.
The George W. Bush - Texas BBQ on a toasted bun, with a little Iraqi sand grit mixed in!
Quote from: indianasmith on July 16, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
The George W. Bush - Texas BBQ on a toasted bun, with a little Iraqi sand grit mixed in!
... eh... that was all baloney.
Quote from: Mofo Rising on July 15, 2010, 08:36:47 PM
The Ben Franklin: Contrary to popular belief, there is no sandwich named the Ben Franklin at Sandwich Prez.
I guess you know
BEN FRANKLIN was never no President. :smile:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 17, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 16, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
The George W. Bush - Texas BBQ on a toasted bun, with a little Iraqi sand grit mixed in!
... eh... that was all baloney.
Don't tell anybody, but every sandwich in the store is secretly full of baloney. Well, not the George Washington, but that was our first sandwich and we didn't realize then that we could get away with it.
The Thomas Jefferson: We had a ton of high-minded ideals about this sandwich, but they didn't work out. But, hey! You get a ton of extra french fries for ordering it!
Quote from: Mofo Rising on July 17, 2010, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 17, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 16, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
The George W. Bush - Texas BBQ on a toasted bun, with a little Iraqi sand grit mixed in!
... eh... that was all baloney.
Don't tell anybody, but every sandwich in the store is secretly full of baloney. Well, not the George Washington, but that was our first sandwich and we didn't realize then that we could get away with it.
Oh yeh, The George Washington... that's all ham, isn't it? :wink:
hi
the margaret thatcher sandwich,
take one bite of the sandwich, and get two bites taken from you!
the tony blair sandwich
full of succulent meat with lashings of hot air!