Could this be it: the worst comedy ever made?
Well, it didn't make me kill myself, so there's a plus. On the other hand, there were no sharp objects nearby when I watched it, so I dunno.
You wanna see Tommy Smothers in a Mountie suit? Right here.... (http://thegreatwhitedope.blogspot.com/2010/07/pandemonium-1982.html)