Set a mousetrap
Fry bacon
Iron clothes
Direct traffic
Operate a paper shredder
Staple documents together
Operate a film projector
Go to church.
...getting an annoying cat off the bed.
Give a class lecture
Feed frankfurters to your hungry dogs and then lay down for a nap
Be interviewed on television
Go to space.
Answer the doorbell.
Go to the swimming pool.
Go fishing.
Joust.
Play horseshoes.
Play tug-of-war.
Climb a tree.
Have a snowball fight.
Go door-to-door collecting donations and spreading information around for a political candidate.
Go to a clothing colony.
Make snow angels.
Skateboard.
Tend bees.
Run...if you're a guy
Welding
Call numbers at bingo
Frolic among cacti and rose bushes.
Parent teacher conference
Jumpstart a car
Move an electric fan that's turned on (especially if you're a man that's turned on
Stand near a slot machine
go through security at an airport
drain spaghetti
eat tacos
touch poison ivy
get a haircut
Go to the zoo.
I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use.
It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! :teddyr:
Quote from: dean on August 09, 2010, 06:17:17 AM
I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use.
It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! :teddyr:
It's depressing that there are that many stupid people out there...
Step out of the master bathroom when your mother-in-law is visiting, no matter how much you may think that she has gone to bed for the night and that you are alone with your wife. Just don't do it.
Quote from: Silverlady on August 08, 2010, 04:14:05 PM
Answer the doorbell.
It's obvious you've never been to my house.
Has anyone mentioned:
* Using the vacuum cleaner
* Sharpening ice skates
* Using a paper shredder
* Rolling dough
* Using a snow blower
Lion taming
Bee husbandry
Paintball
Dodgeball
Sledding
Sanding
Figure Skating
They've dubbed in some dialogue that's NSFW so turn down the sound if appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE&feature=related
Having a snowball fight.
Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice)
Play with the cat.
Quote from: Newt on August 09, 2010, 01:06:39 PM
Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice)
Unless you're protesting oppressive taxation like Lady Godiva, then it's okay. :teddyr:
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2010, 07:40:19 PM
Run...if you're a guy
Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a
personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'? 'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to
do, if you're the female. :lookingup:
Have a weenie roast
Go to a public dance
Bait a fish hook
Hmm this reminds me a funny story my girlfriend told me. Apparently in the middle of the night from her home, she spotted a man across the street in a vacant lot getting undressed amazingly enough. :question: He just basically went about his business, removing his items of clothing, folding them and laying them down on the ground as though he were going to bed. :bouncegiggle: Finally he wound up start naked and lying down in a rose bush! :buggedout: My girlfriend called the police and told me that at the scene, the cops had to awaken the guy and he thereafter had to be carried to the clinic to have thorns removed from his backside. Yeewoucch!!! I'm assuming he had to be either drunk or stoned out of his gourd to end up there. There's incentive not to abuse folks, for you too may end up naked in a rose bush. :bouncegiggle:
Juggle
Quote from: Newt on August 09, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2010, 07:40:19 PM
Run...if you're a guy
Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'? 'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female. :lookingup:
Depending on how you're running and how exactly one is endowed (worse for low hangers), it can hurt for men to run naked too.
And yes, I do know this from personal experience. :tongueout:
Climb over an electric fence. Remember not all land is public.
Set mousetraps
Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.
Quote from: The Gravekeeper on August 11, 2010, 05:21:50 PM
Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.
I got a leech on a VERY important part of my body earlier this summer... my foot.
Run through a field of waist-high thistles.
Take a running dive onto a dry Slip-N-Slide.
Deep fry potatoes.
Knock on the back door of the White House.
Quote from: Derf on August 11, 2010, 07:53:49 PM
Knock on the back door of the White House.
Except during the Clinton administration.
Cook Grits
Let a cat knead your lap.
Jump through windows
Buy girlscout cookies
Parasail
Go to an amusement park
go swimming in a jelly fish, piranha, sharks, and/or crab infested waters.
cut down a bee hive
shoot down a hornet's, wasp's, etc... nests.
go bowling
go batting
go play in a soccer game (unless it is a joke)
go onto the red carpet.
visit parents, friends
Go to work.
Go to a restaurant.
Invite your mother into your house.
Intimidate a porcupine.
Work in the sewers.
Surf the internet (from the library's computer).
Quote from: indianasmith on August 11, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
Quote from: Derf on August 11, 2010, 07:53:49 PM
Knock on the back door of the White House.
Except during the Clinton administration.
LMAO, good one! :cheers:
And remember, you did
not have sex with that woman :tongueout:
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 10, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
Juggle
Yeah, juggling might lead to
jiggling but hey, if she wants to juggle naked, and dosen't mind jiggling, I don't mind either :wink:
met any horny people.
get taken by any cameras.
meet up with Trevor's underpants. :buggedout:
Make love to Ann Coulter.
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
Quote from: indianasmith on August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
Just to be politically balanced I'll add another:
Make love to Michael Moore.
Quote from: indianasmith on August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
Anne Coulter wouldn't have the guts to hit anyone, she just throws snot at people.
I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!
Quote from: indianasmith on August 14, 2010, 08:08:03 PM
I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!
Judging from the size of her adam's apple she might have a problem with bikini bottoms.
Lol what a funny thread :smile:
It's probably not a good idea to get into a Kung Fu fight naked, or any fight for that matter lol
deconstruct a house
fight off zombies
cutting the grass with a scythe
weeding by an ant pile
Be around horny dogs.
Quote from: retrorussell on October 22, 2010, 11:18:46 PM
Be around horny dogs.
getting BITTEN be a police dog.
meet up with Transvestites