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Title: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2010, 04:30:34 PM
Congratulations!  Am I invited to the bachelor party?  :cheers:

It will be good to finally have sex, won't it? 
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Skull on August 18, 2010, 04:37:17 PM
 :cheers:

getting married is exciting... its also exciting to see people wearing suits/dresses that normaly dont... :)

Have loads of fun and watchout for the classic "everybody takes a shot" trick... (your the only one drinking the alcohol while the others are drinking water)

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Post by: Andrew on August 18, 2010, 04:44:37 PM
Congratulations!

Vows, vows, vows.  Okay, I got some for you:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flashgordon/flashgordon4.wav
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Post by: 3mnkids on August 18, 2010, 05:26:20 PM
Congratulations   :cheers:
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Post by: SkullBat308 on August 18, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
Congratulations Joe!!! :cheers:

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Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 18, 2010, 06:17:29 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Just remember that marriage is an institution...it's the institution you wind up in after 20 years of marriege. 

Then there's the "honeydew" list...honey do this, honey do that..

I could go on, but there's some things you have to find out for yourself in this most derring-do of endeavors. But as always, congratulations and I hope you have a great time on your honeymoon.  3 cheers for Joe The Destroyer!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: indianasmith on August 18, 2010, 07:11:19 PM
Remember - in marriage, as in life, one good turn . . .






will get you most of the covers!!!!!!!! :bouncegiggle:


CONGRATULATIONS!

May you live as long as you want to, and may you want to as long as you live!
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 18, 2010, 07:26:53 PM
I'm sorry Joe...I'm so so sorry.   :bluesad:  Actually congrats... :cheers:
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: JJ80 on August 18, 2010, 07:44:36 PM
Congratulations! All the best!  :thumbup:
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Post by: Newt on August 18, 2010, 09:20:41 PM
Congratulations!   :thumbup: 
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Post by: retrorussell on August 18, 2010, 09:28:53 PM
Farewell to your freedom.  :bouncegiggle:
Seriously, congrats!  :cheers:
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Post by: ulthar on August 18, 2010, 11:33:13 PM
Congrats!!

Our Wedding was a costume party..I was a Celtic Werewolf.  Vows? Yep, ya gotta take 'em.  Life as a grown up starts now... (but the fun does NOT end)...
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Trevor on August 19, 2010, 01:12:50 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Congrats, Joe: good wishes buddy and all that goes with it.  :cheers:
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Post by: Cthulhu on August 19, 2010, 02:53:33 AM
Congratulations, man! Have a great honeymoon! :thumbup: :teddyr:
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Post by: The Burgomaster on August 19, 2010, 06:15:55 AM
Congratulations!  Have a great time in Hawaii . . . post some pictures when you get back!   :cheers:
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Post by: macabre on August 19, 2010, 06:28:20 AM
hi
congratulations,
remember there are three rings that constitute a wedding,

1= engagement ring; this is given to one,s partner as a sign that you are under no illusions they own you now.so beware.

2= wedding ring; this is given as a sign of loyalty and love and of course a warning sign to others that you are marked for life,,,

and the third one is in my opinion the one that seems to creep up almost unnoticed
3= suffer-ring; this one is given as a reminder that you have made a vow to love,honour and cherish and take whatever may come your way,,,

i have been married for 17yrs and i can honestly say i have met my soul partner and my heart beats in rhyme with my wife's, enjoy yourself and may  you cherish each day with your wife,,

macabre
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Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 19, 2010, 12:47:47 PM
Congratulations there.... Marriage is the best thing I ever did. 
-Ed
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Post by: Silverlady on August 19, 2010, 05:46:11 PM


Congrats!     :smile: :smile: :smile:
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Post by: InformationGeek on August 19, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Congratulations and good luck to you!  Just remember not to watch Revolutionary Road at any point!
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Post by: Rev. Powell on August 19, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
How about we hold a virtual bachelor party for Joe Friday or Saturday?  I'm sure I can pop in to a thread for a drink.   :drink:
Title: Re: Holy crap, I'm getting married in four days...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 19, 2010, 08:35:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 19, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
How about we hold a virtual bachelor party for Joe Friday or Saturday?  I'm sure I can pop in to a thread for a drink.   :drink:
Great idea!  I'll book the entertainment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_BqAEA8G6E
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Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 19, 2010, 09:46:56 PM

Don't worry about getting lost either Joe.  You'll never be lost because your wife will always tell you where to go...   :tongueout:
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Post by: trekgeezer on August 20, 2010, 07:27:26 AM
Congrats Joseph, I wish you all the best!
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Post by: JaseSF on August 20, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Well all I can say is...better you than me!  :bouncegiggle: Anyways seriously, congratulations!
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Post by: Allhallowsday on August 21, 2010, 11:50:26 PM
 :smile: The BEST to you, JOE.  You deserve it.  
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Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 22, 2010, 12:28:48 AM
Thank you everyone!  :teddyr:

Tomorrow is the big day, and I really need to get to bed.
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Post by: Sleepyskull on August 22, 2010, 01:18:32 AM
Congratulations and good luck!
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Post by: Paquita on August 25, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
Oh hey! I reckon you're married now!  Congratulations!
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Post by: venomx on August 26, 2010, 01:51:36 PM
Congratulations! :twirl: