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Title: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Skull on August 19, 2010, 11:56:12 AM
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Go eat your heart out... Bruce Campbell!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: JPickettIII on August 19, 2010, 02:31:24 PM
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This was the first prototype for the Kit Industries Two Thousand.

Unfortunately the program was scrapped when David Hassoholf complained about the noxious gasses coming out of the rear.   :hot:
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: sprite75 on August 20, 2010, 01:04:34 AM
David Hassoholf's  uniform ideas for the show were quite quickly tossed out.
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: JPickettIII on August 21, 2010, 07:48:56 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 20, 2010, 01:04:34 AM
David Hassoholf's  uniform ideas for the show were quite quickly tossed out.

I like this one!!!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  Karma
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Leah on August 22, 2010, 01:29:01 PM
why yes I am a sex machine, i can run 24/7!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 22, 2010, 07:36:35 PM
"How come I didn't get a pointy hat?"
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on August 22, 2010, 08:15:05 PM
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MONEY
When you're down on your luck you'll accept any role you're offered.
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: sprite75 on August 22, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
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Are those...real?

Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: zombie no.one on August 24, 2010, 10:47:03 AM
"Austin Knight baby! shag-a-delic, groovy baby...YEAH"
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Nukie 2 on August 30, 2010, 10:59:43 PM
"Beauty school dropout ,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!"
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: sprite75 on September 01, 2010, 12:58:44 AM
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In the long run, this guy was much more successful than his brother The Master.  Unlike his brother, who had to camp out in the middle of the Texas desert, he got the women to come to his comfortable Hollywood estate.
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 01, 2010, 01:13:49 PM
Hey!  I think this guy's wearing a wig!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Skull on September 01, 2010, 01:27:29 PM
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Sean S. Cunningham shouts: What does this has to do with a psycho in the forest?
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: sprite75 on September 04, 2010, 05:55:48 AM
Viva Viagra!  Now where's my clawfoot tub?
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Leah on September 05, 2010, 08:51:59 AM
god my balls itches!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Jack on September 05, 2010, 04:35:21 PM
Yeah, pretty funny the way you guys put this thing in the refrigerator right before I had to get dressed.  Ha ha.
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: Fausto on September 11, 2010, 10:08:15 AM
Is that Tom Savini?
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: sprite75 on September 11, 2010, 12:11:19 PM
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I am Pleasance and I am funky!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: TheDope on September 11, 2010, 02:06:59 PM
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Okay, okay -  I posed for your stupid picture, NOW GIVE ME MY COCAINE!
Title: Re: They call me Sex Machine...
Post by: retrorussell on September 11, 2010, 03:06:16 PM
KARR: We meet again, Michael Kni-- YUCK!!!  WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!
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