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Beer and chili, good idea was not!
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Strong distubance in the force I feel. Darkside come out it will. Change short I will. Drink Pepto I must.
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Luke, there's something I always wanted to tell you- I...I...I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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Angina my, Ahhh!
"Farted Chewbacca has, feeling queasy am I."
or
Yoda finds out he is no longer a puppet.
"Why I do believe there's a hand up my bum."
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Maalox Moment, I am having.
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Yoda finds out that he is indeed in love with R2D2 and C-3PO
The wookies stepped out of the way just in time to avoid the giant blue flame.
"Strong am I with the farts."
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May The Farts be with him, always....
Grover: "Yoda, I am your daddy."
Yoda: "Oh my. A serious blow this is."
All good force users felt a terrible disturbancein the force, heralding the coming of a great evil the moment rush limbaugh as born.
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Find out where the bathroom is, I must. About to pass marble slabs, I am.