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(over their built in radios)
Stormtrooper #1: I wonder if that bird guy tastes like chicken?
Stormtrooper #2: Ask him. In fact I dare you to.
General: Wow, I hear you're a giant chicken that can actually talk. Let me ask you some questions: what is an illegal movement made by a pitcher in baseball called?
Chicken thing: Baaaaaalk!
General: Impressive.. now, what is a synonym for the word "eat"?
Chicken thing: Gobble!
General: Amazing. Now, which is stupider; a chicken or a turkey?
(chicken thing bites general's head off)
Stormtrooper 1 to Stormtrooper 2: A turkey, apparently.
Bird Bird makes good with the Empire.
Pleased to meet you Mr. Ambassador. I'm so glad you could make it to our annual Turkey Shoot.
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Stormtrooper #1: "We'd better throw a drop cloth over that statue of the Emperor in the breakroom."
Stormtrooper #2: "Roger that."
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General: Welcome and thanks for coming to the job interview.
Chicken Sith: BraaaaKKkkk! Thanks for having me, Sir.
Stormtrooper 1: (singing lightly) Suuunnnny Daaay... Sweepin the clouds away.
On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get...
How to get to Sesame Street.
Stormtrooper 2: Knock it off dude, thats really not called for.
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Thank you for coming, Mr. Byrd. I hope you can get the outlaws that stole Princess Leia. The Bounty on them is $1000000 per person and a signed autograph from Mr. Vader himself!
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Stormtrooper #1:
"Little does he know the big role he's going to play in the post-summit dinner party."
Stormtrooper # 2: "Roger that" "I hope Lord Vader gets the same caterer we had last year.."
You wear a disguise to look like human guys....
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Stormtrooper #1: "Geez, he thinks he's a bigshot because he was in a movie."
Stormtrooper#2: "Yeah, really. The Giant Claw wasn't that good.."
"I loved you on Kids in the Hall."
Trooper #1:So what do you think BBQ or Deep Fry?
Trooper #2:Deep fry, it'll take all day otherwise.
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Stormtrooper 1: So, he has been the Turkey all along?
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Stormtrooper #1: "Keep your eye on the birdie."
Stormtrooper:2: "Haha, very funny."
Just like those crafty Imperials to host a summit with the Gobblerians on Thanksgiving.
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Concept art from Blood Freak 2: The Empire Strikes Quack.