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Scorned by another person who doesn't want to hear the word of Mormon; that makes my heart ache!
"Pocket protector impalement effects one in every 100,000 nerds in America...protect yourself from it today."
"Never thought squeezing my man-boobs would get me so hot.. oh yeah baby.."
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This poor fella just encountered the local nudist family in their natural environment.
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The president of the Lindsay Lohan Fan Club
just got the word about her latest conviction.
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"I have not felt very well since that alien hugged my face. Ah, it's probably just indigestion. "
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Duck.....tape.....does....n't.....fix.....everything!
Chief Wiggum's chili claims another victim.
"I sense a great disturbance in the Force."