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Title: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Leah on September 10, 2010, 05:45:48 PM
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elephant: Stampy mad, Stampy crush car with trunk!
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Mr. DS on September 10, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
Why driving a gray SUV through elephant land while mating season is a bad idea.
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: sprite75 on September 10, 2010, 11:30:43 PM
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Why it's a bad idea to have Bud Light in plain sight around this elephant.
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: TheDope on September 11, 2010, 02:08:44 PM
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DRIVER - Honestly, office; an elephant did this to my car!

OFFICER - Yeah, right; just blow into the breathalyzer, pal....
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 11, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
Why you should never carve your initials on an elephant's butt.
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Leah on September 11, 2010, 02:52:34 PM
As we can see, this elephant is working out to get ready for his match with the Ymir
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: retrorussell on September 11, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on September 11, 2010, 02:08:44 PM
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Hey!  You in there with the Pay Day!  SHARE!!!
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Mr. DS on September 13, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
"Great, the insurance company is never going to buy this..."
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Leah on September 13, 2010, 05:46:58 PM
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BUY ALLSTATE OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO SICK THE ELEPHANT ON YOU!
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Mr. DS on September 16, 2010, 07:13:15 AM
Elephant:  "Yeah who's your daddy..."
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: JJ80 on September 16, 2010, 07:36:39 AM
The Park's Game Wardens have a staunch zero-tolerance policy against tourists who attempt to camp in a restricted area. 
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on September 28, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Early tests show that not all animals are cut out for the job of car insurance mascot.
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Leah on September 28, 2010, 09:41:42 PM
DAMN KIDS, TURN DOWN YOUR f**kING MUSIC!!!
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Mean Machine on September 29, 2010, 11:19:30 PM
Rush Limbaugh was willing to do abnything to keep people from reaching John Stewart's rally to restore sanity.
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Nukie 2 on September 30, 2010, 04:10:04 PM
"I said WANT a peanut!"
Title: Re: An Elephant and a car
Post by: Leah on October 23, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
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another reason why you should never give an elephant an ENEMA!
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