my b-movie addiction.....has lead me to......this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNAGbZDpcI
if.....if i dont....make it...........kill the cast and director......
don't worry, it's just a cross between
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg),
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/poultrygeist/poultrygeist5.jpg),
and this
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito6.jpg)
Don't worry, I have faith in YOU!
Netflix has got that available for streaming :thumbup:
I've gotta check that out tonight :teddyr:
It would make a good double feature with BLOOD FREAK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00
Quote from: Jack on September 14, 2010, 06:37:58 AM
Netflix has got that available for streaming :thumbup:
I've gotta check that out tonight :teddyr:
Thats how I saw it. Yesterday I was at my friends house and he says to me "AW, dude! I totally forgot! I found something on netflix that we neeed to watch together. It IS gunna be painful, but we have to watch it. To save the world from sin, We must take one for the team."
We watched it. And then My dog died today.
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 14, 2010, 01:23:29 PM
Quote from: Jack on September 14, 2010, 06:37:58 AM
Netflix has got that available for streaming :thumbup:
I've gotta check that out tonight :teddyr:
Thats how I saw it. Yesterday I was at my friends house and he says to me "AW, dude! I totally forgot! I found something on netflix that we neeed to watch together. It IS gunna be painful, but we have to watch it. To save the world from sin, We must take one for the team."
We watched it. And then My dog died today.
Hey KYGOTC, I'm assuming you're joking about your dog dying... if not, my condolences.
But I didn't think THANKSKILLING was painful at all, in fact, it was kinda fun. My only complaint is they handled their nudity budget badly. :wink:
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 13, 2010, 05:39:41 PM
my b-movie addiction.....has lead me to......this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNAGbZDpcI
if.....if i dont....make it...........kill the cast and director......
What's your problem? That movie looks f**king awesome to me.
Quote from: the ghoul on September 14, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 13, 2010, 05:39:41 PM
my b-movie addiction.....has lead me to......this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNAGbZDpcI
if.....if i dont....make it...........kill the cast and director......
What's your problem? That movie looks f**king awesome to me.
Would it change your mind if you knew the turkey talked and made "fowl" puns?
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 14, 2010, 10:06:05 PM
Quote from: the ghoul on September 14, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 13, 2010, 05:39:41 PM
my b-movie addiction.....has lead me to......this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNAGbZDpcI
if.....if i dont....make it...........kill the cast and director......
What's your problem? That movie looks f**king awesome to me.
Would it change your mind if you knew the turkey talked and made "fowl" puns?
It sounds even better to me knowing that. I'm on my way to Netflix as we speak.
OK, it wasn't exactly "awesome," but it did have quite a few funny moments.
:bouncegiggle:
I watched it last night. I just don't get into those "funny" "horror" movies, it's extremely rare that they actually work. I will give it credit for being mildly entertaining though.
Ah yes! This reminds me of that Bone Chillers episode so long ago...
If you survive that, try Easter Bunny Kill Kill then for another killer holiday!
Quote from: Jack on September 15, 2010, 06:10:10 AM
I just don't get into those "funny" "horror" movies, it's extremely rare that they actually work.
I'm not even a big fan of serious horror movies that have "funny" moments to relieve the tension. A few years ago I heard an interview with a director (I think it was a director of one of the HALLOWEEN sequels) and he was explaining how you needed to insert humorous moments into horror movies to give the audience a break from the tension. When I watch a horror movie, I don't want a break from the tension. I want it coming at me full force. If I see one more cat jump into a scene to make the audience gasp - - and then laugh - - or one more "class clown" character put on a mask and pick up a knife to try to scare everyone I think I'll cry. Give me raw horror, I say! One of the few movies where humor that worked as a tension-breaker was JAWS. But there aren't many movies that can compare themselves to that one.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 15, 2010, 03:06:31 PM
Quote from: Jack on September 15, 2010, 06:10:10 AM
I just don't get into those "funny" "horror" movies, it's extremely rare that they actually work.
I'm not even a big fan of serious horror movies that have "funny" moments to relieve the tension. A few years ago I heard an interview with a director (I think it was a director of one of the HALLOWEEN sequels) and he was explaining how you needed to insert humorous moments into horror movies to give the audience a break from the tension. When I watch a horror movie, I don't want a break from the tension. I want it coming at me full force.
I agree with you on this one... Sometimes the comic breaks in a horror film plays like unnecessary laugh tracks, we seen the lone character walking in the dark a dozen of times and on queue a cat/prankster jumps from nowhere.
This is why I don't consider Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive and Shaun of the Dead as horror films and sometimes it annoys me when people do list those films as spooky films. They are great comedies or horror-comedy and should be classified with Rocky Horror Picture Show and Young Frankenstein.
QuoteIf I see one more cat jump into a scene to make the audience gasp - - and then laugh - - or one more "class clown" character put on a mask and pick up a knife to try to scare everyone I think I'll cry. Give me raw horror, I say! One of the few movies where humor that worked as a tension-breaker was JAWS. But there aren't many movies that can compare themselves to that one.
LOL... I also don't consider Jaws is a horror movie either. Although the story seems like a horror film it really hard to consider that the situation is "that" impossible to avoid and since the shark cannot walk the streets it does limits his threat. For me Jaws is a story about people walking into the lion's cage, while the lion is asleep and touching the beast on the nose.
Quote from: the ghoul on September 14, 2010, 11:34:35 PM
OK, it wasn't exactly "awesome," but it did have quite a few funny moments.
:bouncegiggle:
see? TOLD'JA!
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 15, 2010, 03:06:31 PM
A few years ago I heard an interview with a director (I think it was a director of one of the HALLOWEEN sequels) and he was explaining how you needed to insert humorous moments into horror movies to give the audience a break from the tension.
Bah! Any good director knows that's what the gratuitous nudity is for.
Whats creeping me out is that the trailer seems to have a:
'chick is doing something nekkid while the _______ is outside taking in her nudeness, to then creep up and do something metaphorically sexual to said girl'- scene in the movie.
Please say thats not what the TURKEY does!! I don't want that image of a horny turkey in my brain! we're doing a thanksgiving bad movie night and i don't want to spoil my dinner, and then have to go home shivering, heels clicking nervously, eyes peering down the alleyways praying that i dont hear the echo of its horrible gobble.
for pete's sake i already avoid gingerbread, snowmen, lawn gnomes, and lucky charms!
Quote from: rattacat on September 19, 2010, 01:21:20 PM
Whats creeping me out is that the trailer seems to have a:
'chick is doing something nekkid while the _______ is outside taking in her nudeness, to then creep up and do something metaphorically sexual to said girl'- scene in the movie.
Please say thats not what the TURKEY does!! I don't want that image of a horny turkey in my brain! we're doing a thanksgiving bad movie night and i don't want to spoil my dinner, and then have to go home shivering, heels clicking nervously, eyes peering down the alleyways praying that i dont hear the echo of its horrible gobble.
for pete's sake i already avoid gingerbread, snowmen, lawn gnomes, and lucky charms!
The girl is not naked. :bluesad: Otherwise it's pretty much as you guessed.
I tried to watch the stinking trailer and the Youtube kept on timing out. I really hate that.
Time to put the computer to bed and go to bed myself.
I will watch at work tomorrow and comment on this.
From what I did see, I look very nasty. I can't wait to watch this.
Later,
John