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Title: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Mr. DS on September 16, 2010, 09:04:37 PM
I decided to go into this one erasing the memories of beloved after school cartoons in the 80s and time spent playing with action figures.  The result, I actually had fun with this film.  Though I wouldn't rank it with the "greatest evers" I have to admit the film is a very well put together action film.  Hell the chase scene in Paris I think was probably the best I've seen since in a while.  
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: venomx on September 16, 2010, 09:15:23 PM
True... but I wished they would have made Cobra Commander look like he did in the cartoons.

It's safe to say Hollywood was WAY off.  :wink:

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Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: akiratubo on September 16, 2010, 10:21:18 PM
I thought it was pretty true to the spirit of the show.  But that crap about Baroness being Duke's brainwashed fiancee?  No.  Oh, HELL, no.  Yes, I'm a nerd for complaining about it but it really sunk the movie for me.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 16, 2010, 10:23:47 PM
He admits it.  He's a nerd.  Let's all point and laugh at the nerd!   :bouncegiggle:

Okay.  Enough of that.

I thought it was a pretty good popcorn action movie.  
I do think it ended a bit too quickly and suffered from a lack of Shipwreck and Sgt. Slaughter, but otherwise, I enjoyed it.  I look forward to the sequel in the works.  

And frankly, I think this is probably the best origin they've ever gave for Cobra Commander, granted the opposition is that's strong, I mean on one hand you have hideous snake man and the other bitter used car salesman that decided he wanted to take over the world, it's not like they've ever had a really good motivation for the guy. 
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Mr. DS on September 17, 2010, 07:31:59 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on September 16, 2010, 10:21:18 PM
I thought it was pretty true to the spirit of the show.  But that crap about Baroness being Duke's brainwashed fiancee?  No.  Oh, HELL, no.  Yes, I'm a nerd for complaining about it but it really sunk the movie for me.
See that was my struggle throughout the whole movie.  My inner nerd kept coming out but I just kept beating it back.

SPOILER

I don't like the fact they killed off Storm Shadow so quickly.   I'm sure they'll resurrect him but for now, c'mon. 
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: venomx on September 17, 2010, 09:42:16 AM
The Baroness was so hot. :wink:
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: WingedSerpent on September 18, 2010, 12:33:48 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on September 16, 2010, 10:23:47 PM


And frankly, I think this is probably the best origin they've ever gave for Cobra Commander, granted the opposition is that's strong, I mean on one hand you have hideous snake man and the other bitter used car salesman that decided he wanted to take over the world, it's not like they've ever had a really good motivation for the guy. 

A used car salesman turned megalomanical maniac?  That's an awsome origin.

I was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked this movie.  I was glad I saw it once, because it probably woulnd't hold up under repeated viewings.  But still, one of the best fun summer movies I saw. That year.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: JaseSF on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! Even thought it worse than Transformers 2 and that was horrendous.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: 3mnkids on September 18, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! 

Im glad im not the only one   :teddyr:  I couldn't even finish it.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Mr. DS on September 18, 2010, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on September 18, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! 

Im glad im not the only one   :teddyr:  I couldn't even finish it.
See I'm unclear how members of this board couldn't appreciate it even for it's awfulness.   I mean a warhead that has nanotechnology that eats steel...sold.   :tongueout:
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: 3mnkids on September 19, 2010, 03:24:14 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 18, 2010, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on September 18, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! 

Im glad im not the only one   :teddyr:  I couldn't even finish it.
See I'm unclear how members of this board couldn't appreciate it even for it's awfulness.   I mean a warhead that has nanotechnology that eats steel...sold.   :tongueout:

:teddyr:  I dont give big budget movies the same leeway I give lower budget movies. They had the money to make a great movie and still managed to muck it up.  Like xJaseSFx said, its bad on a transformer level... I didnt find it humorous or even entertaining in its ridiculousness. I hated it and gave the dvd to my brother.  :teddyr:
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: dean on September 19, 2010, 12:03:01 PM

I can honestly say that I don't care one way or another about this movie.  I watched it, enjoyed it for what it was, and moved on quite quickly.  It just never seemed to work for me, but it wasn't horrible either.  There just seemed to be alot missing, either plot-wise, chemistry, I don't know what it was, but SOMETHING just wasn't there.

I can barely remember anything about it either...

Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 19, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! Even thought it worse than Transformers 2 and that was horrendous.
I'm confused. 

Is that considered a compliment here or not?
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Ash on September 20, 2010, 06:26:19 AM
This movie was a huge piece of sh*t!   :thumbdown:

Utter garbage.  I gave it 1 star when it came up for rating on Netflix.  It's available for instant streaming right now and I didn't add it to my queue because it sucks so bad.
I've had bowel movements that were more entertaining.

The sad thing is that I had tons of G.I. Joe action figures and vehicles while growing up in the 80's.  I don't know what the hell they were thinking when they made this film.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: JaseSF on September 20, 2010, 01:20:56 PM
I feel certain I'd pretty much agree with Ash's sentiments. Actually I cannot remember hardly anything about the film nowadays (which is perhaps for the best anyhow) but I know I gave my initial reaction to it in the "Recent Viewings" thread (on page 157 in fact).
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Neville on September 26, 2010, 05:13:36 AM
I hated every second of it. The only redeeming bits I can remember of are the chase in Paris and Arnold Voosloo. At least I got a laugh out of the frequent (and misplaced) flasbacks, but the ending alone makes it a contender for worst movie ever. I mean, Stephen Sommers cycles between a series of climaexes, and all of them are copies of better movies. We have two martial artists fighting, one of them trying to avenge his death master (!), a big shootout in the enemy base pulled right from any of the eralier Bond films and what looks like a bad copy of the ending of any of the latest "Star Wars" movies.

Awful.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Jim H on September 26, 2010, 12:50:30 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on September 19, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! Even thought it worse than Transformers 2 and that was horrendous.
I'm confused. 

Is that considered a compliment here or not?

A lot of people here don't particularly enjoy schlocky and stupid high budget films - they only like the low budget garbage.  Not trying to put words in anyones mouth, it just seems to me that a film like GI Joe would be loved by a lot more people on this forum if it came out 20+ years ago, had traditional effects and a budget 1/50th the size.  Then again...  I guess that'd be a way different film.   :bouncegiggle:

Still, it does seem to me a lot of people are way harder on the current crop of "bad movies" than they are on the trash from the older days.  For the most part that's true of myself as well.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: nilbog on October 07, 2010, 06:43:44 PM
Personally I think this movie deserves to be in the Bad Movies forum...
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: Neville on October 08, 2010, 03:13:43 AM
I say we create a specific forum for this one. Its condition could be contagious.
Title: Re: GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra
Post by: ArmyOfMachines25 on October 12, 2010, 09:08:48 AM
Quote from: 3mnkids on September 18, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on September 18, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
I thought it was gadawful! 

Im glad im not the only one   :teddyr:  I couldn't even finish it.

I hated this movie too. i never understood why so many people liked it.