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Title: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Mr. DS on September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/baywatchshattered5.jpg)
"Quick get in here, his ego is making him sink."
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: venomx on September 24, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
How you gonna guest star in Sponge Bob if I don't teach you? Now c'mon...
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Mr. DS on September 24, 2010, 09:30:34 PM
"Affirmative, he has man t!ts..."
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Leah on September 24, 2010, 09:51:28 PM
Whew, what did you eat?
or
Wait, is my face really that bad in need of bee stings?!
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: retrorussell on September 27, 2010, 02:00:43 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/baywatchshattered5.jpg)
Hoff: Hey baby.  Recognize me?  I'm David Hasselhoff, star of such classic shows as Baywatch and Knight Rider, and I even played Nick Fury in a great made-for-tv movie!  Want my autograph?
Woman: Ugh.. get away.
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Leah on September 27, 2010, 04:12:43 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/baywatchshattered5.jpg)
I'm too sexy for my trunks, too sexy for my trunks!
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on September 28, 2010, 09:23:19 PM
Do not hassle Hoff.









:lookingup:
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Leah on September 28, 2010, 09:40:22 PM
Life Guard, this man has no PULSE!!!!
Title: Re: Hoff Swimming
Post by: Nukie 2 on September 30, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
Swimmingly Drunk is the Hoffmeister!