http://www.wesh.com/news/25243243/detail.html
QuoteBRADENTON, Fla. -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation.
Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."
Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers say they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.
Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report says it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.
The Bradenton Herald reports Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.
:teddyr: I just love the headline.
so then the guy who answered was his?
The guy should plea he's being persecuted by enemas of the state.
Quote from: Raffine on October 03, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
The guy should plea he's being persecuted by enemas of the state.
Not to mention making the most
assinine statement when he told the cops the marijuana wasn't his.
Butt, it had to belong to someone... :bouncegiggle:
I heard he was peddling crack.
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 06, 2010, 07:22:36 AM
I heard he was peddling crack.
And upon additional searching, they found more paraphernalia on the man. It appeared to be some type of apparatus for smoking the weed. The man admitted to illegal possession of a buttpipe....