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Oh s--t, I forgot where this crystal is supposed to go...
"Note to self, ask the wife about this vibrating crystal I found on her nightstand..."
Oh man, no more late night booze parties for me.. I don't even remember shoving this up my @$$..
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Now...where's the butter....
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Norman Bates used this to stab Marion Crane?
"How did I afford a diamond this big for my wife's birthday? I made the jeweler an offer he couldn't refuse."
(Oh come on! You knew that someone was going to make a godfather reff sooner or later!!!")
Wow, my pajamas are whiter than ever now that my wife's putting Borox ultra crystals in the wash!
I told Clemensa, leave the laser, take the crystal cannoles.
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