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Bert, Ernie, and Rubber Duckie on vacation.
Resisting phallic joke on Ernie's expense.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/bandevacation.jpg)
Bert: Now I understand why the screener at JFK was laughing so hard when your carryon went through the machine.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/bandevacation.jpg)
Wow, it's a duck, oh wait, it's a.....Ernie, you said no more rubber objects for the hotel room!