Since a top 100 always seems to be filled up fast and there's usually things not mentioned that could've been, I say lets go to 500 :teddyr: now i'm sure if it's okay to do this, but since I guess no one has done it, let's go then
1) A Gorilla suit
2. A Temporal gate leading to the late Roman Republic, circa 55 BC
3. 60-inch television!
4. Rent-free permanent houseguest Rev. Powell.
5. A life size animated singing and dancing Santa
6) Badmovies.org poster!
7. A Star-Trek-style transporter pad pre-programmed with the exact coordinates of all my favorite arrowhead hunting spots (and Anne Hathway's house)
8. Phasers
9. A working Robby the Robot
10) A Boss 429 Mustang in the garage.
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/mump_060600_boss_1_z1969_ford_mustang_boss_429left_side_view.jpg?t=1288439623)
11) A room ... with a MOOSE!
12. Walls.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 30, 2010, 07:43:20 AM
11) A room ... with a MOOSE!
eating walnuts? :wink:
13) a water slide into your
14) 6.5' pool
15. ED-209
16. A ball pit
17. a live-in CHEF :teddyr:
18. 70's Cylon under my control.
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6744/cylon731915.jpg) (http://img502.imageshack.us/i/cylon731915.jpg/)
19. A proton pack.
20) Santa Claus.
21. A holodeck, with mortality safeguards easily turned off for houseguests.
22.) Leg Lamp.
You know, the one from A Christmas Story. I got one in mine, everyone should have one.
23. A neon-lit rotating waterbed.
A neon lit door way
24. A MUCH larger relic rooom than the one I have now, with a full Tylosaurus skeleton hanging from the ceiling!
25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 01, 2010, 12:42:20 PM
25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows.
Those aren't pillows...
:wink:
Quote from: Doggett on November 01, 2010, 12:42:52 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 01, 2010, 12:42:20 PM
25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows.
Those aren't pillows...
:wink:
It's permanent rent-free house guest Rev. Powell, and I'll thank you to stay off my "pillows"!
26. Mini ver. of Mecha Godzilla 74... maybe like 10ft tall. (with payload, under my control)
27) One of every LEGO set ever made :tongueout:
28.) A talking Pee-Wee Herman Doll. Cause it's the best toy ever invented.
29. A room that's just a giant moonbounce.
30. Indoor pool and waterslide... neon lit, of course.
A DVD Library with every film ever made by Brain Damage, Troma, and Full Moon Productions!
32.) An extensive midget porn collection
33) Guest rooms for all the regulars in this forum (well, maybe not ALL :teddyr:)
34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates
Quote from: indianasmith on November 01, 2010, 10:37:27 PM
A DVD Library with every film ever made by Brain Damage, Troma, and Full Moon Productions!
So ... a torture room, right? :teddyr:
Quote34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates
I have one of those. I call it, "every room in my house."
35. At least one turret.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on November 02, 2010, 12:28:28 PM
Quote34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates
I have one of those. I call it, "every room in my house."
Butt this one would be special. It should have fine framed paintings of hairy butts and handsome leatherbound books about passing gas.
35) a cylindrical object
36) a 3 person hot tub bath (x5)
37 ) virtual reality thing like in that Demi Moore movie
38) Sloths :teddyr:
39) the sense and style of Gerry Anderson's "UFO" TV Series...
Quote from: xJaseSFx on November 02, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
39) the sense and style of Gerry Anderson's "UFO" TV Series...
If the women in your house look and dress like Gabrielle Drake, can I come to your Christmas Party?
40) Someone to come home to...... :bluesad:
41.) An "off" switch for anyone annoying me
42.) An Ice cream maker
43.) A room with $10,000,000 in cash in it (in twenties, fifties, and hundreds).
Going back to Jack's post with the 70 Boss 302 Mustang, I'm going to add 6 more cars to make it lucky number 7
44) Hennessey Venom GT
(http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-54734705425182/vgt-p1-25.jpg)
45) Porsche 918 Spyder
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/03/porsche_918_spyder_01.jpg)
46) McLaren MP4-12C (DuPont Registry's 2011 Car of the Year!)
(http://aeonesky.squarespace.com/storage/z/MclarenMP4-12c1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256338190742)
47) Lexus LFA Conv.
(http://www.tuningnews.net/wallpaper/1024x768/lexus-lf-a-roadster-01.jpg)
48) Nissan GTR
(http://chrisescars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nissan_gtr.jpg)
49) 57 Chevy Bel-Air
(http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/coltencars/57ChevyBelAir.jpg)
How you gonna tow a boat with ANY of those?
50. An Elvira standee ( or, even better, Elvira herself !!! :teddyr: )
(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss227/Agtdoggett/llll005.jpg)
Quote from: indianasmith on November 04, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
How you gonna tow a boat with ANY of those?
oh wait:
51) Lamborghini LM 002
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Lambo_LM_002_1.jpg/800px-Lambo_LM_002_1.jpg)
52) an hook-up to an artesian well....
53) A modest home theater system
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/FrontView.jpg?t=1288959408)
54. 120 ft. boat/ yacht.
55.) a vending machine...for your friends who visit...
56) Monty Python's Flying Circus DVDs
57. Secret passages
58. A firemans pole
Quote from: Trevor on November 03, 2010, 06:57:17 AM
40) Someone to come home to...... :bluesad:
That is so sweet, Trevor. Do they allow pets where you live? You could get a pet. Or, if I ever move to South Africa, I can move in with you.
59) A computer.
60) An extensive library filled with enough books to make Henry Bemis envious...