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I think that one young lady has the hots for you.
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Young woman: Hmmm, so it's there my stolen curtains took the way? I knew there were something familiar with that pattern.
How not to go green: Make your own clothing from recycled circus tent canvas.
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Hey, look at the group of tourists in the weird-looking clothes. Hee hee....
"Look on the bright side Hans, if we throw up on our clothes no one would know..."
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