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No, seriously, they don't stink at all! Just get a little closer and I'll show you. Just a little more...
"Uh, I'm a reptile. The parts don't exactly match up."
Come on, will you light the match already!
Reptile: 15 years in medical school, 10 years of successful business and all it takes is one malpractice suit and I'm stuck doing Horse Gynecology!
"Like a virgin...touched for the very first time."
"Yep, its most definitely a Care Bear stuck in there..."
"Well Miss Pony, for my personal opinion, I would recommend not getting a tattoo right there."
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too much hay in the a**
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"Do I have any toilet paper stuck to my tail"?
look, i'm a transhorseite!
I need a saddle and a set of jumper cables to do what you propose, my dear.
O-key, I set the timer, but if you fart for any reason before the Princess gets on, this will be one failed suicide bombing.
this is a G-rated movie?! It's too sexual for kids, dammit!
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I can now safely say that you do not fart glitter.
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No, your tail doesn't make your butt look big. But the little ice cream tats on your hip don't help matters much.
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Nails?!?! You use nails to attach that bow to your hind quarter?!
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me: GET A ROOM!
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"Straight From The Horse's A*s, volume 2: All Natural Tails".
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Nope. Cinnamon Gerbil isn't in there. Let's keep looking.
Geez.. light bulbs, beer bottles, bowling pins, potatoes.. hey, is that my graduation ring?