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Title: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: sprite75 on November 24, 2010, 02:59:59 AM
QuoteOTTAWA — A small but significant slip of the tongue had Canada's industry minister pleading for "more Canadian sex stories" on Monday, although he quickly insisted he was actually talking about success.

"We need more Canadian sex stories," Tony Clement told an Ottawa crowd during a speech on the government's digital strategy.

A roar of laughter prevented him from correcting himself for a few seconds. "We need more Canadian SUCCESS stories ..." he said, pausing to emphasize the correction, "... like RIM and its world-famous — and now ubiquitous — BlackBerry."

Teased by reporters about the slip, Clement insisted he had not been thinking about sex.

Linky, linky: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40339663/ns/world_news-weird_news/

Do I even want to know any Canadian sex stories?
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Doggett on November 24, 2010, 03:10:06 PM
Newt !

Get Newt right now !!!

:teddyr:

:wink:
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 24, 2010, 03:49:36 PM
Paging AndyC...
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Newt on November 24, 2010, 04:27:06 PM
Tony Clement?  He was right the first time.
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 24, 2010, 04:57:10 PM
Aren't "sex stories" and "success stories" the same things, anyway?
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Newt on November 24, 2010, 07:08:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 24, 2010, 04:57:10 PM
Aren't "sex stories" and "success stories" the same things, anyway?
Well...while good sex stories may well be success stories, not all success stories are sex stories...at least, not any more than everything is about sex.   :wink:
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Newt on November 24, 2010, 07:10:19 PM
I have warm memories of a snowbank near Powassan...  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 24, 2010, 08:22:10 PM
Quote from: Newt on November 24, 2010, 07:10:19 PM
I have warm memories of a snowbank near Powassan...  :teddyr:

I can't decide whether I want to hear more details or not... however, that does sound distinctly Canadian.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Trevor on November 25, 2010, 02:43:54 AM
The first Canadian sex story I ever saw was the weird little thriller called The Surrogate about this couple whose love life is falling apart and they hire a sexual surrogate to sort them out. Sample lines:

Surrogate (after very rough rumpy-pumpy) "C'mon, big spender. I don't have Blue Cross."  :buggedout:

Wife (at the door) "Who's there?"
Transvestite friend: "Joan *beep* Crawford!"
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Newt on November 26, 2010, 06:38:09 AM
I'm waiting for AndyC to point out that it was the Industry Minister who said it. (The symbol of Canadian industry being a certain animal... :bouncegiggle: )

OK so I got tired of waiting.   :tongueout:
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: The Gravekeeper on December 01, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Ah, I remember that magical evening when we got stranded on an ice flow while going caribou hunting with the dog sleds...(jk)
Title: Re: Official wants Canadian Sex Stories
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on December 05, 2010, 01:11:53 PM
Pierre And The Moose, a Little Golden Book.