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A rare Double Holy Facepalm.
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for the last time, it's now we eat, not how we eat.
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CARDINAL 1 - Oh no; he's saying "Sanctus Spiritus" instead of "Spiritus Sanctus" again....
CARDINAL 2 - I know, I know...but are YOU gonna tell him?
for the love of God, why did he come in his KKK uniform again?
Church dance choreography was never a big hit with the masses.
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"Oh no, he's going to tell that story about the time he met Wayne Newton!"
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Pope: "A Jewish guy and an Arab guy walk into a bar...."
Cardinal #1: "On no...not that one again."
Cardinal #2: "Good Lord, wait until Ahmedinijad hears THIS one..."
The Popemobile is impounded when none of the occupants can successfully touch their noses.
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Pope: In the name of the ghost, the holy son....In the name of the father, the holy...In the name of...
Pope: In order to celebrate Labor Day, I want you each to put these "L" stickers on your foreheads. Go on, now!
Archbishop 1: Like this?
Archbishop 2: Are you sure this is kosher?
Pope: Of course! Smile and wave! (snicker)
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"B-12. Once again that's B-12. Do we have a Bingo?"
One of these men took Motrin for his headache. The other two did not.
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...In the Son of the Name, the...In the Spirit Name...Hold on guys, I'll get it right sooner or later.
Dan Brown's Scanners, based on the bestselling novel.
He forgot his meds this morning. He thinks he's the Dalai Lama.
"Oops, I wet 'em."
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Did I ever tell you all the one about Mitt Romney walking into a bar?
Thank you....thank you very much! For our next number,we'll do our famous version of "Spirit in the Sky".