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Title: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2010, 03:49:27 PM

There is no way out of here.
It will be dark soon.
There is no way out of here.

(The movie saved me the work by making its own haiku!)

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: Flangepart on December 22, 2010, 08:51:19 AM

The Master's a jerk.
Torgo begs on bent knees.
Boy, that must hurt, dude!

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: retrorussell on December 22, 2010, 10:28:38 PM

The master would not approve.
No! The child must live!
You failed us. Now you must die!

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: retrorussell on December 22, 2010, 10:30:57 PM

Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables? D'oh!

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 23, 2010, 03:36:30 PM

Quote from: retrorussell on December 22, 2010, 10:30:57 PM
Oh wait.. isn't it supposed to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables? D'oh!

Everything is upside-down in the world of Manos. :wink:

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: retrorussell on December 24, 2010, 04:18:48 AM

I guess Manos really doesn't deserve a proper haiku. Man, that film sucks!

Title: Re: MANOS HAIKU
Post by: alandhopewell on August 20, 2011, 12:44:01 PM

Stripes on underwear
Slowest catfight ever filmed
Wild Manos babes.

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