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Odo: Why are these beds so far apart in this hotel?
Yeah, I suppose it's kinky but...I'm just not feeling it.
So what is the big deal about two people sleeping together?
Seems kind of boring, right, Odo?
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The 23rd Century remake of The Dick Van Dyke Show suffered from some serious casting problems.
Quark and Odo attempt to figure out human reproduction, going on nothing but sitcoms from the 1960s.
"Can you pass the lubricating jelly and paper towels please when you're done..."
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Therapy for two shy lovers that has never had sex 101