It's this yearly thing I do, to award the best and worst of my 2010 first time viewings. Anyway, the Nominations are in:
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2010 Mold Awards Nominees
BEST MOVIE
Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
Policewomen (1974)
Samurai Cop (1989)
The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
BEST DIRECTOR
Steve Taylor / Detour (2003)
Tom Skull / Grizzly Park (2008)
Lee Frost / Policewomen (1974)
John Eyres / The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
David R. Ellis / The Final Destination (2009)
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Colleen Porch / Baby Blues (2008)
Tiffany Shepis / Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
Jodelle Ferland / Case 39 (2009)
Emily Foxler / Grizzly Park (2008)
Michelle Asante / Sand Serpents (2009)
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Joel Bryant / Baby Blues (2008)
Callum Keith Rennie / Case 39 (2009)
Aaron Buer / Detour (2003)
Will Patton / The Fourth Kind (2009)
Chris Mulkey / The Silencer (1992)
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS
2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
Legion (2010)
Pighunt (2008)
Sand Serpents (2009)
The Final Destination (2009)
BEST ACTION MOVIE
Hot Potato (1976)
Pighunt (2008)
Policewomen (1974)
Samurai Cop (1989)
The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
BEST HORROR MOVIE
Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
Case 39 (2009)
Detour (2003)
The Final Destination (2009)
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
BEST CREATURE FEATURE
Grizzly Park (2008)
Mega Piranha (2010)
Sand Serpents (2009)
The Forgotten Ones (2009)
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
STANDOUT MOMENT
Vagina Split / 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
Bathroom Madness / Case 39 (2009)
Toy Attack / Hot Potato (1976)
Fish Kick / Mega Piranha (2010)
Beach Brawl / The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
BEST VILLAIN
Jodelle Ferland / Case 39 (2009)
Elizabeth Stuart / Policewomen (1974)
Robert Z'Dar / Samurai Cop (1989)
Will Patton / The Fourth Kind (2009)
Chris Mulkey / The Silencer (1992)
BEST "WTF?" PERFORMANCE
Steven Seagal / Fire Down Below (1997)
Jim Kelly / Hot Potato (1976)
Dennis Quaid / Legion (2010)
Paul Logan / Mega Piranha (2010)
Mark Frazer / Samurai Cop (1989)
MOST DISTURBING SEX SCENE
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
Samurai Cop (1989)
Shatter Dead (1994)
The Specialist (1994)
Wicked Lake (2008)
I DID IT FOR THE MONEY AWARD
Lin Shaye / 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
Renée Zellweger / Case 39 (2009)
Dennis Quaid / Legion (2010)
Tiffany / Mega Piranha (2010)
Deborah Gibson / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
BEST BAD TAGLINE
If They Kill You, They Will Come! / 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
This time it's spreading / Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
Some cases should never be opened / Case 39 (2009)
Eight troubled young people. Six days community service. It's gonna be a bear / Grizzly Park (2008)
In Life Nothing is Real / The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
WORST MOVIE
2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
Shatter Dead (1994)
The Silencer (1992)
Zero in and Scream (1971)
THE "PLEASE CAN WE HAVE MORE SLEAZE?" AWARD
TBA
SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
TBA
Winners will be announced 01/01/11
Here's a link (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,128187.0.html) to the 2009 Mold Award Winners.
The results are in! The moment everyone has been waiting for. Not. Here we go anyway. The best and worst in bad cinema watched for the first time in 2010:
WORST MOVIE
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1. WINNER: 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
2. RUNNER UP: The Silencer (1992)
3. Shatter Dead (1994)
4. Zero in and Scream (1971)
5. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams will put any Subrosa release to shame. Yes, it's THAT awful.
BEST BAD TAGLINE
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1. WINNER: Some cases should never be opened ~ Case 39 (2009)
2. RUNNER UP: This time it's spreading ~ Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
3. Eight troubled young people. Six days community service. It's gonna be a bear ~ Grizzly Park (2008)
4. If They Kill You, They Will Come! ~ 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
5. In Life Nothing is Real ~ The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
THE "I DID IT FOR THE MONEY" AWARD
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1. WINNER: Deborah Gibson ~ Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
2. RUNNER UP: Tiffany ~ Mega Piranha (2010)
3. Lin Shaye ~ 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
4. Renée Zellweger ~ Case 39 (2009)
5. Dennis Quaid ~ Legion (2010)
Debbie & Tiffany duking it out on the little screen to see who can star in the biggest turd. Debbie wins hands down because Mega Shark is just, you know, Mega s**t.
MOST DISTURBING SEX SCENE
Outstanding achievements in the bump and grind department.
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1. WINNER: All the sex and sexual innuendo ~ Samurai Cop (1989)
2. RUNNER UP: Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone's floor acrobatics ~ The Specialist (1994)
3. Butt-raped by hermaphrodite angel ~ Shatter Dead (1994)
4. Gruesome Foursome ~ Wicked Lake (2008)
5. Deborah Gibson flirting with random Asian ~ Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
THE "WTF?" PERFORMANCE AWARD
1. WINNER: Mark Frazer ~ Samurai Cop (1989)
2. RUNNER UP: Paul Logan ~ Mega Piranha (2010)
3. Dennis Quaid ~ Legion (2010)
4. Steven Seagal ~ Fire Down Below (1997)
5. Jim Kelly ~ Hot Potato (1976)
Mark Frazer, the king of reaction shots. That deserved an award of some sorts. Paul Logan? abs of steel - acts of corny.
BEST VILLAIN
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1. WINNER: Will Patton ~ The Fourth Kind (2009)
2. RUNNER UP: Robert Z'Dar ~ Samurai Cop (1989)
3. Elizabeth Stuart ~ Policewomen (1974)
4. Jodelle Ferland ~ Case 39 (2009)
5. Chris Mulkey ~ The Silencer (1992)
Will Patton plays the a***ole. In a cop suit no less.
STANDOUT MOMENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeurIuvFGQ
STANDOUT MOMENT
1. WINNER: Fish Kick ~ Mega Piranha (2010)
2. RUNNER UP: Bathroom Madness ~ Case 39 (2009)
3. Beach Brawl ~ The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
4. Toy Attack ~ Hot Potato (1976)
5. Vagina Split ~ 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
BEST CREATURE FEATURE
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1. WINNER: Mega Piranha (2010)
2. RUNNER UP The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
3. Grizzly Park (2008)
3. Sand Serpents (2009)
5. The Lost Tribe (2009)
Mega Piranha is everything the trailer promised, and more. The classy Horror of Party Beach comes in a close second.
BEST ACTION MOVIE
1. WINNER: Samurai Cop (1989)
2. RUNNER UP: The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
3. Policewomen (1974)
4. Hot Potato (1976)
5. Pighunt (2008)
Believe the hype, Samurai Cop is an instant classic. Most underrated instant classic? The Conspiracy of Fear.
BEST HORROR MOVIE
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1. WINNER: Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
2. RUNNER UP: The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
3. The Final Destination (2009)
4. Detour (2003)
5. Case 39 (2009)
High camp values in Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp but you also get solid genre off-ripping. The adorable naive The Horror of Party Beach comes in second again.
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS
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1. WINNER: Legion (2010)
2. RUNNER UP: Pighunt (2008)
3. Sand Serpents (2009)
4. The Final Destination (2009)
5. 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
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1. WINNER: Aaron Buer ~ Detour (2003)
2. RUNNER UP: Callum Keith Rennie ~ Case 39 (2009)
3. Will Patton ~ The Fourth Kind (2009)
4. Joel Bryant ~ Baby Blues (2008)
5. Chris Mulkey ~ The Silencer (1992)
Wanksta Aaron Buer nailed it perfectly in Detour. My respect to Callum Keith Rennie's intimidating dark performance in Case 39.
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
1. WINNER: Colleen Porch ~ Baby Blues (2008)
2. RUNNER UP: Michelle Asante ~ Sand Serpents (2009)
3. Emily Foxler ~ Grizzly Park (2008)
4. Tiffany Shepis ~ Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
5. Jodelle Ferland ~ Case 39 (2009)
Colleen Porch's deranged mom performance in Baby Blues is a stunner, and I tip my hat to Michelle Asante for stealing the show in Sand Serpents.
BEST DIRECTOR
1. WINNER: David R. Ellis ~ The Final Destination (2009)
2. RUNNER UP: Lee Frost ~ Policewomen (1974)
3. John Eyres ~ The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
4. Steve Taylor ~ Detour (2003)
5. Tom Skull ~ Grizzly Park (2008)
Genre veteran David R. Ellis made The Final Destination worthwhile and in 3D to boot. A Posthumous note to Lee Frost: Policewomen is awesome.
BEST MOVIE
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1. WINNER: Samurai Cop (1989)
2. RUNNER UP: Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp (2003)
3. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
4. The Conspiracy of Fear (1996)
5. Policewomen (1974)
I'm on my knees because Samurai Cop is so praise-worthy. Outstanding cheese. Congrats!
THE "PLEASE CAN WE HAVE MORE SLEAZE?" AWARD
WINNER: Zero in and Scream (1971)
Zero out and Sleep. This movie is so odd yet bad yet too sleazy for its own good? Either way, it was the only movie I watched in 2010 oozing with bad filth.
SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
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Robert Z'Dar. For always giving good face.
I have to say, I love me some SAMURAI COP! I think it's the actors who end up making this movie special. Yeah their acting sucks, but there's some kind of bad movie chemistry going on between them.
Love the Mold Awards. I say that it was done very well. I have not seen to many movie this year. I love the special mention about Robert Z'Dar. I am watching Future War now. Got to love the chin.
The winners list did not seem complete are you still working on it?
Fun Fun stuff.
Later,
John
You liked POLICE WOMEN? Me too! I even did a review of it! Course no one bothered to read it-Im not a good reviewer. But I agree with POLICE WOMEN! :cheers:
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 01, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
You liked POLICE WOMEN? Me too! I even did a review of it! Course no one bothered to read it-Im not a good reviewer. But I agree with POLICE WOMEN! :cheers:
I saw your review. I liked what I read so far. I had to stop, family thing. I promise to read the whole thing.
Later,
John
:drink:
Ah Samurai Cop! One of my favorite b-movies. Showed a clip of the movie to my friends and they all laughed. Good fun all around.
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 01, 2011, 10:51:07 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 01, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
You liked POLICE WOMEN? Me too! I even did a review of it! Course no one bothered to read it-Im not a good reviewer. But I agree with POLICE WOMEN! :cheers:
I saw your review. I liked what I read so far. I had to stop, family thing. I promise to read the whole thing.
Later,
John
:drink:
You aint missing out-Im not a good revuier-reveiwer? DAMMIT!. Andrew is good-I suck. The only good thing Im good at is b***hing about stuff I dont like. But POLICE WOMEN is a fun movie. Give it a look! I think youll be surprised.
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 01, 2011, 09:52:25 AM
Love the Mold Awards. I say that it was done very well. I have not seen to many movie this year. I love the special mention about Robert Z'Dar. I am watching Future War now. Got to love the chin.
The winners list did not seem complete are you still working on it?
Fun Fun stuff.
Later,
John
Thanks and yeah, the list is complete. I didn't put up images or videos for every winner though.
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 01, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
You liked POLICE WOMEN? Me too! I even did a review of it! Course no one bothered to read it-Im not a good reviewer. But I agree with POLICE WOMEN! :cheers:
Police Women blew me away. Such a fun, entertaining Grindhouse flick :cheers:
Quote from: claws on January 02, 2011, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 01, 2011, 09:52:25 AM
Love the Mold Awards. I say that it was done very well. I have not seen to many movie this year. I love the special mention about Robert Z'Dar. I am watching Future War now. Got to love the chin.
The winners list did not seem complete are you still working on it?
Fun Fun stuff.
Later,
John
Thanks and yeah, the list is complete. I didn't put up images or videos for every winner though.
Sorry a bout that. I will go to the 2009 Mold Awards. Again, fun fun stuff.
Later,
John