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I say, Holmes old boy, has anyone ever told you that you look like a male reproductive organ with that hat on?
"Someday, we will master the comb-over! 'Till then, funny hats'll hafta' do."
"Watson, I believe the berette goes in your hair, not over your eyes!"
I thought your hat was supposed to have a little propeller on the top.
Quote from: sprite75 on December 19, 2010, 12:56:41 AM
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Data Holmes: Dr. Watson, I do believe you've been tanning recently!
Joerdi Watson: Oh, it is ON, b*tch! (sports clenched fists)
Watson: "Anyone seen my Alice band anywhere?" :twirl:
Holmes: What?! How you dare saying this is not a proper Holmes adventure? Moriarty himselft wrote it!
(Watson lowers his head)
And now, follow the script. You are supposed to be the hound of the Baskervilles, so start sniffing the ground and see what you can pick up.
Quote from: retrorussell on December 20, 2010, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 19, 2010, 12:56:41 AM
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By the way: What do you know about this Punisher guy Barkley is playing?
Data: I am sorry to bother you. Just one more question, sir. I am always forgetting things. My wife says I would forget my head if it was not attached. Do you mind if I smoke?
Geordie: Data, I think you might have your detectives a little confused.
Data: Sherlock Holmes solves murders, dresses for inclement weather and smokes tobacco, does he not?
Data: And after we defeat Professor Moriarty, I will correct a substandard home renovation and engage in intercourse with several women using my enormous penis.
Geordie: Maybe you should have asked specifically for SHERLOCK Holmes adventures, Data.
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WATSON - By the way, Holmes; are you aware
that your mother is so large that she jumped
in the air and got stuck?
HOLMES - I say!
Quote from: AndyC on December 31, 2010, 09:27:55 AM
Data: And after we defeat Professor Moriarty, I will correct a substandard home renovation and engage in intercourse with several women using my enormous penis.
Geordie: Maybe you should have asked specifically for SHERLOCK Holmes adventures, Data.
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