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Title: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: sprite75 on January 01, 2011, 11:58:43 PM
Now we have a guy claiming (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/flier-blames-tabasco-spill-lewd-act) the Tobasco Sauce made him expose himself;

QuoteDECEMBER 30--Meet Rafael Escamilla.

Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis.

Escamilla's unique explanation for his alleged indecent exposure is contained in police reports detailing the December 26 incident on a SkyWest Airlines flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, Idaho. Escamilla, a Florida resident, was in Idaho visiting family.

The girl, a high school cheerleader who just turned 17, told cops that she was seated directly next to Escamilla, and had chatted briefly with him at the trip's outset. Mid-flight, as she looked at prom dresses in Seventeen magazine, the teenager spotted something moving "out of my corner of my eye."

Question.  How the hell do you spill Tobasco Sauce on your Johnson?
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Trevor on January 02, 2011, 06:34:35 AM
That comment made by 'sploodgemonster' really made me laugh.
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: indianasmith on January 02, 2011, 09:17:24 AM
There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Raffine on January 02, 2011, 01:14:54 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 02, 2011, 09:17:24 AM
There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .

Sounds like he got the shaft...
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 02, 2011, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 02, 2011, 09:17:24 AM
There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .

Quote from: Raffine on January 02, 2011, 01:14:54 PM
Sounds like he got the shaft...

Add the tobasco sauce to the mix, and you could say he had the shaft in his hot little hands..
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 02, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 02, 2011, 09:17:24 AM
There are times when no snide comment is enough . . .

I'm suprised a certain Little Rascal never sued Mclhenny Brothers for HIS run-in with tobasco sauce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehK0WhPsNUw

Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 04, 2011, 06:06:42 PM
You know many religions decry hot fod because they lead to lewd acts.  So THIS is what they mean.   I thought you ate it and got all crazy.
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: Mr. DS on January 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
This story burns me.
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 05, 2011, 03:14:46 AM
Tabasco sauce was involved in the JFK assassination.

And the Hindenberg.

And it sank the Titanic!

Even now, it's calling to millions of people all of the world from their pantries and refrigerators, its siren song beckoning them to commit any number of lewd acts and criminal offenses you care to name. That's why I use Frank's Red Hot Sauce. The worst it's ever told me to do was lie about why my assignment was late.
Title: Re: Man blames Tobasco Sauce for lewd act
Post by: jimmybob on January 15, 2011, 01:35:08 PM
tobasco sauce stole my wife

tobasco sauce kicked my dog

tobasco sauce left the stove on

-Jimmybob