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Title: Dead Space 2
Post by: Draug on January 07, 2011, 12:58:19 AM

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Jack promised himself to never go on a blind date again.

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It was true; Mary really turned into a monster on her "red" days.

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Some can't take the hint that their date isn't interested in a goodnight kiss.

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: LilCerberus on January 07, 2011, 02:39:56 AM

Man, quit movin' around, I've almost got it.

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 07, 2011, 02:57:40 AM

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Monster:

"Oh yes, cataract surgery is covered in Blue Claw, Blue Shield. I'll have you seeing 100% better by the time you're out."

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 07, 2011, 09:49:54 AM

Tag! You have AIDS!

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2011, 11:37:55 AM

Take your partner, allemande left,
Do-si-do with the specter of Death!

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 07, 2011, 04:11:10 PM

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"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a sequel to one of the scariest games of all time!"

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: sprite75 on January 08, 2011, 02:14:12 AM

Well I'm sorry! I'm trying to give you a nice, close shave like you asked but you keep jerking around and look what it got you - a nice big gash on the face!

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: retrorussell on January 08, 2011, 05:54:07 AM

You don't have any Kleenex? Ugh.. fine, I'll get it. Jeez, it's a big one!

Title: Re: Dead Space 2
Post by: TheDope on January 08, 2011, 09:38:19 AM

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Okay, one more time:

Head-bumper...eye-winker...nose-dropper...
mouth-feeder...chin-chopper...and gitchy-gitchy-goo!!

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