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Title: Superman and Kitty
Post by: InformationGeek on January 10, 2011, 06:50:08 PM
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Hi oh silver!
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: Mr. DS on January 10, 2011, 09:36:07 PM
When Supes gets lazy he exploits wild animals for transportation.
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: retrorussell on January 10, 2011, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on January 10, 2011, 06:50:08 PM
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Superman: Forward, Justice League!
Justice League Members: Umm, Supes, did you realize you leaped off a cliff?  Fly, you dumb@$$!
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: LilCerberus on January 11, 2011, 02:50:51 AM
Clark Kent comes out...
In a fierce Way!
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: JPickettIII on January 11, 2011, 03:33:15 PM
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One question, why isn't Superman flying when Wonder Woman is?
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: AndyC on January 11, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
He's extremely fast, impossibly strong, virtually invulnerable, sees through solid matter, shoots laser beams from his eyes, and he can fly. Hmmm, let's put him on a big cat. That should make him a lot more formidable.
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: JJ80 on January 11, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
"Anything that upstart He-Man can do, I can do it fifty times better! Now where's my sword?!"
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: AndyC on January 11, 2011, 07:25:42 PM
"Gee, you think Aquaman's keeping up with us? (snicker)"
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: JayJayM12 on January 18, 2011, 05:50:02 PM
Take THAT, Lois Lane!  Superman doesn't need YOU to get a pu$$y between his legs...
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: Leah on January 19, 2011, 01:09:29 AM
Superman's crossdressing secret becomes noticed when Lois Lane asked about her lingerie.
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: TheDope on January 22, 2011, 12:25:34 PM
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Unfortunately, that He-Man and the
Masters of the Universe crossover
never really lasted beyond one issue.
Title: Re: Superman and Kitty
Post by: Hammock Rider on January 25, 2011, 11:28:47 AM
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 Whoops, I see Streaky's gotten into the red kryptonite again.


Also, what's with the gloves?
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