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We can come up with something wittier than that, can't we?
I think I'll leave the helmet on so you don't accidentally put my eyes out.
Nerds gone wild.
Paper bag before there were paper bags.
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Girl: "But this isn't in what I had in mind when I said I liked Armor hot dogs..."
TROJAN MAAAAAAAAN!
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You'd know why if you'd seen our women.