While looking at the B-movie haikus, I thought that it'd be nice to have some haikus that are dedicated to heavy metal artists and genres (hell, even songs if you feel like it).
I'll start:
Venom
Lousy Musicians,
Playing loud, screechy guitars
Influence many
Your turn. :smile:
Burzum
Varg arrested for
Arson of churches, murder
Now he's on parole.
Cannibal Corpse
Death metal makes
Bob Dole overact to
Silly gore lyrics
Incoherent screams
Angry guitars bleeding fire
A butt makes thunder
British NWOBHM legends Raven:
Rock Until You Drop
That's the motto for the band
They're still going strong!
They're known as BLUE CHEER
They turned up the volume loud
They're progenitors
Thergothon
Their music is slow,
Yet ominous and heavy,
Dark and sinister.
Metallica
Masters Of Metal
They want to Seek And Destroy
Some Kind Of Monster
Eyehategod
Junkies from NOLA
Defined the sludge metal sound
Sabbath would be proud
Pantera
Glam band turns to thrash
Denies their past recordings
Mallcore really sucks
Sorry for being a post whore, but I love this topic! :smile:
Dimmu Borgir
It's not cool to like
Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
If you like Darkthrone
Megadeth
Dave Mustaine's a jerk
Thinks he's God's gift to metal
Such an attitude
King Diamond
Who would have thought that
A singer with a high voice
Could be so awesome?
Lizzy Borden
With a name like that,
You hope that the band kicks ass.
Luckily, they do.
Electric Wizard
Combine Black Sabbath
With mountains of heavy drugs
And you get this band.
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on February 28, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
Electric Wizard
Combine Black Sabbath
With mountains of heavy drugs
And you get this band.
Isn't Black Sabbath combined with mountains of heavy drugs just...you know...regular Black Sabbath?