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Title: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Trevor on February 07, 2011, 01:05:28 AM

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I will just [cough] let this one go............. :teddyr:

www.timeslive.co.za/africa/article893220.ece/Malawi-to-debate-public-farting-ban (http://www.timeslive.co.za/africa/article893220.ece/Malawi-to-debate-public-farting-ban)

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM

Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it... :wink:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM

Well, this just stinks.

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2011, 05:48:12 PM

Quote from: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Leah on February 07, 2011, 08:51:27 PM

Are these guys ye olde farts? :teddyr:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Mr. DS on February 07, 2011, 08:51:35 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2011, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.

I think it's a gas!

Ok cut the cheese guys.

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on February 07, 2011, 09:14:48 PM

This story definitely blew me away when I got wind of it.. and it's been far(t) too long since a story like this has been reported.

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: indianasmith on February 08, 2011, 12:07:00 AM

It has made me positively bilious!!

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Trevor on February 08, 2011, 01:08:49 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2011, 02:30:18 PM
Thanks for breaking this story, I hadn't gotten wind of it... :wink:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Trevor on February 08, 2011, 01:09:25 AM

Quote from: Derf on February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well, this just stinks.

True words indeed. :teddyr:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Jack on February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM

I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Trevor on February 08, 2011, 08:35:28 AM

Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM
I imagine there are much greater penalties for releasing a "silent bud deadly" and then fleeing the scene?

:teddyr: :teddyr:

Or kids could let one go and then say "It wasn't me!" and point at an older person. :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Leah on February 08, 2011, 09:27:28 PM

Suddenly, the decline of Mexican mixed beans steak fajitas took a drastic turd, I mean turn for the worst.

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Raffine on February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM

New Malawi flag:

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/malawiFlag.gif)

Title: Re: Farting to become a crime in Malawi
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2011, 11:07:13 PM

Quote from: Raffine on February 09, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
New Malawi flag:

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/malawiFlag.gif)

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

:teddyr:

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