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Title: Head's Up!
Post by: InformationGeek on February 14, 2011, 09:34:40 PM

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z222/Firingwall/jaws09.jpg)

Unfortantely, Lisa did not hear the warning to get out of the pool before Mr. Shark did his famous corkscrew off the high dive board.

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Post by: Leah on February 14, 2011, 09:58:37 PM

(http://www.scifijapan.com/cinemaepoch/jaws09.jpg)
Realistic knowledge in Japanese sci-fi often censored them for being true.

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Post by: Hammock Rider on February 15, 2011, 09:45:56 AM

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Yeah, we fly now. SURPRISE!

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Post by: Nightowl on February 15, 2011, 11:14:05 AM

Jaws V:Watch Ya Neck!

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Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2011, 11:16:51 AM

CANNONBALL!!!!!

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Post by: JayJayM12 on February 15, 2011, 03:48:33 PM

Sharks have finally found the solution to waiting a half hour after eating before you swim...

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Post by: Mr. DS on February 15, 2011, 08:49:39 PM

Shark: "God@mmit! That would have been a perfect picture if that broad didn't walk by the camera."

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Post by: Jack on February 16, 2011, 07:33:19 AM

Shark: "Well, hopefully she'll soften the impact at least a little bit..."

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Post by: retrorussell on February 16, 2011, 02:03:44 PM

Quote from: InformationGeek on February 14, 2011, 09:34:40 PM
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The government's attempt to breed a species of flying sharks for nefarious purposes meets a strange side-effect: they're very affectionate. Here, one plants a kiss on an admirer.

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Post by: JayJayM12 on February 16, 2011, 05:12:10 PM

Well, at least it's not a PIG flying. Otherwise, Carlose Mencia might have actually become funny.

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Post by: Flangepart on February 17, 2011, 09:50:10 AM

In the first draft, Douglas Adams paired the bowl of Petunias with great white shark, but it wasn't as funny as the whale.

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Post by: InformationGeek on February 17, 2011, 10:17:47 AM

In the news today, a bungee cord accident resulted in a woman getting eaten. Hear the strange story at 7.

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Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on February 18, 2011, 07:05:34 PM

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Girl to Shark: "Wow, what a lovely smile! Whose your dentist"?

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Post by: AndyC on February 19, 2011, 09:44:52 AM

"GOTCHA!"

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Post by: Leah on February 19, 2011, 07:28:15 PM

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z222/Firingwall/jaws09.jpg)
Yeah, like I'll marry you when sharks fly. ohh, wait.......

Title: Re: Head's Up!
Post by: AndyC on February 19, 2011, 10:46:40 PM

And she held the poor, tormented creature aloft with the power of her very mind.

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