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Spock: Howdy! Whoops! Wrong opera house! How do you like the play Captain Kirk?
Kirk: Duck!
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Yes, your honor, Captain Kirk did flirt with me and then he grabbed my ass......
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Spock wasn't sure how to react when William Shatner walked onto set in a wig. His casting as Bella in "Twilight: A Space Odyssey" was illogical.
Zachary Quinto: "That hot backlight is making my wig melt." :tongueout:
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FART!!!
Spock: My apologies. Eating that Romulan bean burrito before the lecture was illogical.
What is that thing in the left-hand corner? :buggedout:
Spock: Thank you all for coming. Before we begin, I would like to sing a ballad in honor of Bilbo Baggins.
(crowd empties in seconds)
Class, due to the overabundance of red uniforms, it is my unplesent duty to tell you are all going to die.
Bonus DVD Feature - The cast remakes the Robert Palmer video, "Addicted To Love"
"For my next number, I will be backed by a gospel choir."