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Verizon Guy: No!
"Wait, don't pull my finger yet. I have to adjust the microphone."
"So wait, is that the field over there?"
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and as well see, Rocky the nail is in the lead with Darby and Nitro right behind. This is Billy reporting from the National Snail Race (NSR)
While there's a break in the action, I have a spectator here with me who claims he can turn himself invisible! Sir, thanks for agreeing to an interview with me, and tell us a little about yourself.
"I didn't do it. It was him."