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At that moment, Picard felt his male reproductive organs detaching from his body and sliding down his leg in a desperate attempt to get away.
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William Shatner's role in Star Trek:TNG turned out to be a real drag...
Picard: I thought 'To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before' was more of a mission statement, not a requirement. I may have to rethink things a bit...
"You want to rub WHAT on my head?! Mrs. Troi, I don't care how phallic you think I look, I'm just not into that sort of thing!"
This is scarier than that picture of Doggett in a wig.
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Lady: I must tell you something Picard: I'm your Grandmother! :buggedout: :buggedout:
"Number one.. you look different."