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Shaggy: *thinking* This is a bad idea...
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Shaggy discreetly places his hands in order to protect himself from The Dreaded Rear Admiral.
Sorry, Shaggy.. we're all starving, and we had to put Scooby down. Since you were his best friend, you get the first piece of "Scooby snack".
"So Fred... Those gay rumours about your aren't exactly true are they? And why do you have that fork.....?"
Actually Shaggy, it's not a fork. It's one of Velma's sex toys.
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Fred: *whispering into Shaggy's ear* Let's get it on, now!
Fred: "So what's this sh!t you talkin' about my ascot you scrawny @ss mutha f*cka..."
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their fork."
"I'll give you a choice Shaggy. I can stick the fork up there, or I can use something much more blunt."