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Seems like hiding your porn collection in the kitchen wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Guess who found your secret stash of "herbs"?!
Movie director: CUT, CUT! You keep farting, Hugo... come on now be serious.
Hugo: HAHAHAHA!
"Well, when I was little, my mother told me my face would freeze this way, but I didn't believe her..."
"I found your speed, Mr. Anderson!"
"Look all you want, but you won't find any baking soda! How are you going to make pancakes now? Bwahahahahaha!"
"C'mon in Hugo. Why don't you sit down and have a cookie? I'm Chris Hansen..."
You better not be that happy for getting the Red Skull role...
"Seriously. White pancake on the face, green hair, purple suit. Next Joker for sure!"
"Hold on guys seriously, I can't take Keanu seriously when he's acting. He was 'Ted' for Chr!st Sakes!"
"I Can't believe 'I can't believe it's not Butter' is just a program in the matrix. I refuse to!"
I can't believe I'm one of Hollywood's biggest badasses now. I mean, I starred in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert for crying out loud. Life is good.
Mr. Smith: "A Matrix... Anime? HAHA! f**k that!"