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Title: Phantasm
Post by: Draug on March 09, 2011, 03:40:03 PM

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Uhm, these aren't the vibrators I ordered...

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Reggie thinking to himself: "Damn, I knew it was a bad idea to buy Christmas ornaments from The Tall Man."

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Where the hell did you get your cologne from, man?

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: Barack Clinton on March 10, 2011, 12:58:24 AM

This is what happens when you P.O. a real pinball wizard.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 10, 2011, 11:15:21 AM

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Hmmm...perhaps I've carried this bedazzling fad just a little too far.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 10, 2011, 11:25:48 AM

Quote from: Draug on March 09, 2011, 03:40:03 PM
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Ben-Wah balls gone wild . . .

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: Mr. DS on March 11, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

When juggling goes wrong.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: AndyC on March 11, 2011, 10:33:18 AM

All I said was I needed to get my bearings. Damn genie took it literally.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: RCMerchant on March 11, 2011, 06:08:35 PM

Headline: Homless man hires himself out as Christmas tree.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: sprite75 on March 11, 2011, 06:12:31 PM

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You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the Christmas ornaments!

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: retrorussell on March 11, 2011, 07:00:11 PM

Da man's a balla'!

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: A_Dubya on March 15, 2011, 10:59:09 AM

Quote from: Draug on March 09, 2011, 03:40:03 PM
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Newspaper Headline:

Bald man gets balled by balls in ballroom.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: AndyC on March 15, 2011, 11:20:40 AM

As a former ice cream man, Reggie was used to being mobbed like this.

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: Leah on March 15, 2011, 06:22:28 PM

No please,.....Not Justin Bieber!!! :buggedout:

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 16, 2011, 08:39:23 PM

Too late, Peter realized he should've been far more specific when he'd asked the wizard to make him "a magnetic kind of guy."

Title: Re: Phantasm
Post by: theoutlawtorn on April 28, 2011, 03:12:50 AM

I was simply asked, It's either the balls or act with Baldwin again.

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