You've got something we call "Tigger Spine." I should be able to work the kinks out in 3 or 4 dozen sessions.
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Woah! Cindy Wilson of the B-52's in MY massage parlor?! No way!
Who ever said massages are for pu$$ies was...well, correct. :tongueout:
yep, you got fleas.
So it's agreed. Once the human goes to bed I'll crap on the couch while you throw up all over the floor.
"Just a little claw. Ah, that's the stuff."