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Title: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Olivia Bauer on March 17, 2011, 07:45:24 AM
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1

Thank god right? I expect it'll go three more months as a fad after this films release then finally vanish off the map and join the fad graveyard with "High School Musical".

Now we need somebody just as talented ad J.K. Rowling to step up to the plate before somebody makes crap to fill Twilight's hole. The same way people filled Twilight with the hole Harry Potter left after the books finished.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 17, 2011, 09:57:59 AM
Tis won't be the end.  In about a year, someone will come up with, TWILIGHT: THE BEGINNING or TWILIGHT: AFTERMATH or TWILIGHT: ARMAGEDDON or TWILIGHT AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM or TWILIGHT: JASON LIVES or something . . .
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 17, 2011, 10:51:42 AM
Oddly plot/dialog wise its the same story four times over.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: JayJayM12 on March 17, 2011, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 17, 2011, 09:57:59 AM
Tis won't be the end.  In about a year, someone will come up with, TWILIGHT: THE BEGINNING or TWILIGHT: AFTERMATH or TWILIGHT: ARMAGEDDON or TWILIGHT AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM or TWILIGHT: JASON LIVES or something . . .

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Burgo - I definitely foresee them continuing as long as there is profit.  Who knows if they'll keep the books going, but I feel that the movies will definitely keep popping up (maybe even just direct to video) or they may do a tv show.

I do agree though, that hopefully after this next movie, we'll see a drop off in Twilight saturation everywhere we go...
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Olivia Bauer on March 17, 2011, 01:10:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 17, 2011, 10:51:42 AM
Oddly plot/dialog wise its the same story four times over.

You've made an already been made discovery.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: RD on March 17, 2011, 01:11:31 PM
The filmmakers are already finding way to stretch it out. Turning one book into two films. Characters will probably get their own spin off franchises. And if the profits drop even a little bit, Remake Reboot time!
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 17, 2011, 04:24:37 PM
Wanna bet they'll be a TV series?  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 17, 2011, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 17, 2011, 04:24:37 PM
Wanna bet they'll be a TV series?  :thumbdown:

No. But, I agree with everyone else. Just because the films based on the books are coming to an end, doesn't mean that the films themsevles will come to an end. Unfortunately, as long as the films continue to make a profit, we will probably see more "Twilight" films.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 17, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 17, 2011, 09:23:19 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 17, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.

It would be another Jonestown. Pass the Kool-Aid!  :drink:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Leah on March 17, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 17, 2011, 09:23:19 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 17, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.

It would be another Jonestown. Pass the Kool-Aid!  :drink:
before:
(http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg)
after:
(http://octoberdaniels.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/oh-no.png)
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: bob on March 18, 2011, 09:04:53 AM
Real vampires don't sparkle.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Olivia Bauer on March 18, 2011, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: bob on March 18, 2011, 09:04:53 AM
Real vampires don't sparkle.

Real vampires have good like powers. So what'll it be? God-like powers, sun sparkling? It's a hard choice right?
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: JayJayM12 on March 18, 2011, 03:31:16 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 17, 2011, 08:26:05 PM
Seriously, if we all got together we'd HAVE to watch at least the first movie.

My wife loves the books/likes the movies, but I swore up and down that I would NEVER experience Twilight in any way, shape or form.  She found a loophole though and got me to watch the first movie - she got us tickets to a Master Pancake Theater showing, which is basically like a live version of Mystery Science Theater.  It actually ended up being pretty funny stuff - they tore the movie to shreds.  I could not believe how bad the movie itself was though.  There were MANY times wear I swear I turned to my wife and said "this isn't really a movie is it?  Is this just a prank?" 
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Leah on March 18, 2011, 04:21:47 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
DON'T JINX IT!!!! :wink:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
:wink:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: bob on March 18, 2011, 05:16:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:

As long as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are around there will always be grade A movie crap.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: WildHoosier09 on March 18, 2011, 08:09:08 PM
whew, so just one more sparkly vampire movie for us to make it through before all the little teen girls find something else to obsess about.

My wife filled me in on the books (she read them all, I got the 10 second synopsis which even that was a little too long) I'm not sure how they are going to film this cause a good chunk of it deals with her pregnancy and birth.  Of course this could have gone another way and she got some vampire STD but that would be even more "middle school health class" than what it already is.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Zapranoth on March 18, 2011, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
:wink:

A karma for you, very sly and straight man of you.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Zapranoth on March 18, 2011, 10:10:54 PM
Thing is, she's not a terrible author.  I thought _The Host_ was a pretty good tale.

In the realm of just popcorn reading, the Twilight books were okay.  Tolkein?  No.  But okay.

The films though, yeah, they aren't compelling.  Only so much of actors trying to stare soulfully that I can take in a film.  (not much)
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Leah on March 19, 2011, 07:00:01 PM
Okay, Now I think that this hatred towards Twilight is Exaggerated. Yes, Vampires don't Sparkle, but aren't they, at basics, a romantic figure? Dracula, for example, has been a pseudo romantic figure, it's just that these vamps are teens. Also, these movies are for GIRLS in their Coming of Age phase. At first, I thought the guys would just come to and just say fine, I was proven wrong today. I was walking through Tulane's and I overheard this couple argue about Twilight.
" NO, I Prohibit you from using Netflix to watch TWILIGHT!"
"But, you-"
"Enough, or else this Relation is OVER!!"
The girl ran off crying, and this douche gives us a bad name because the horrors of watching a Non-explosion movie. WHAT A F**KING JERK! :hatred: I'm officially through with this HATE!
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: 66Crush on March 20, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Really, this douchebag really broke up with a girl over "Twilight?" I bet he's got a small penis! I don't think "Twilight" is anything great, but I like Kristen Stewart, so I've seen them all. I went to see the last one at the theater, and some backward redneck who works there had put up a sign which read: "Any male seeing this movie should check his man card at the door." Damn, it p**sed me off! You can't even see a movie anymore without being judged.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Leah on March 20, 2011, 11:19:06 PM
Quote from: 66Crush on March 20, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Really, this douchebag really broke up with a girl over "Twilight?" I bet he's got a small penis! I don't think "Twilight" is anything great, but I like Kristen Stewart, so I've seen them all. I went to see the last one at the theater, and some backward redneck who works there had put up a sign which read: "Any male seeing this movie should check his man card at the door." Damn, it p**sed me off! You can't even see a movie anymore without being judged.
It's the lowest people today has ever sunk. :lookingup:
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Flick James on March 21, 2011, 09:59:46 AM
Since we're on the topic, I'll post this link that has been posted here before but bears repeating. I still laugh every time I read it:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight (http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight)
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: venomx on March 21, 2011, 10:16:59 AM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/1zbxcht.jpg)

"Gooooood!... good. I say farewell to this 'sparkled sell out' of a vampire movie."
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Flick James on March 21, 2011, 10:39:21 AM
I think they should start remaking all the vampire classics and make them able to be out in the day and sparkle like they do in Twilight.

(ducks to avoid stones)
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 21, 2011, 11:15:47 AM
The third one is on my video shelf (thanks to wifey) and I'm avoiding doing a review.  I really can't take anymore of it.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Cthulhu on March 21, 2011, 12:44:30 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
Hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Archivist on March 22, 2011, 02:43:26 AM
I've been watching vampire movies for as long as I can remember, from the classic Hammer movies to the surprisingly good Wes Craven's Dracula 2000.  I was suckered by the imagery for Twilight and was brutally disappointed when I realized that it was not a vampire movie, but a teenage chick flick with vampires in it.  Oh my gaaaaaah!

It took me about ten minutes, but I rolled with it and sort of enjoyed it for what it was.  A teenage chick flick, another take on starcrossed lovers, an exploration of the loneliness of a 'boy' who can never love without the danger of killing his mate.  Yeah, utter tosh, but I had to rationalize it somehow.  :teddyr:

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Twilight Ferox, Night of the Living Twilight, I Spit On Your Twilight, and The Twilight Chainsaw Massacre...
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: claws on March 22, 2011, 03:24:24 AM
I thought the first one wasn't too bad, its a well made entertaining little movie. s**t hit the fan when the sequel came out but I had already lost interest in watching any of those.
Not sure why everyone is upset. Nobody is forcing you to watch Twilight movies and I wouldn't care less if they stop or continue for eternity.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Flick James on March 22, 2011, 09:48:31 AM
I've said it before, they're bad movies with a budget. That's all they really are. And "bad" movies are just like "good" movies: some are entertaining to watch to some people and some aren't. I had the same attitude toward these horrible movies that most here seem to have at first, but I've come to actually watch them when they come around for free and can tolerate them because, at the core, they are just bad films with performances and dialogue that I can laugh at.

I used to be an old bad movie snob, reluctant to watch any bad movies after, say, the early 80's at the latest. I've evolved past that. Now I can watch new bad movies with no problem. Funny, my wife actually bought into Twilight just a little bit at first, but now she actually watches them from the bad movie perspective now, so, like Charlie Sheen, I'm WINNING!
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: 66Crush on May 28, 2011, 11:36:48 PM
I'd like to see it end just so Kristen Stewart can make more great movies like "The Runaways." Her other work is much better. She's too good an actress to be saying stupid lines like "your my vampire boyfriend." If you haven't seen "The Runaways," her portrayal of Joan Jett is so good I forgot I wasn't really watching Joan Jett.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Kaseykockroach on May 29, 2011, 12:31:12 PM
Meh. People will find something else just as stupid to fawn over soon enough. It's a cycle.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Mr. DS on May 29, 2011, 02:58:48 PM
Quote from: 66Crush on May 28, 2011, 11:36:48 PM
I'd like to see it end just so Kristen Stewart can make more great movies like "The Runaways." Her other work is much better. She's too good an actress to be saying stupid lines like "your my vampire boyfriend." If you haven't seen "The Runaways," her portrayal of Joan Jett is so good I forgot I wasn't really watching Joan Jett.
I agree whole heartedly.  Bella is an empty soul of a character. 
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Leah on May 29, 2011, 08:48:07 PM
Isn't this ripping off of the new Harry Potter movie, the last one being into two parts?  :buggedout: Damn you Twilight, Be creative!
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on May 29, 2011, 12:31:12 PM
Meh. People will find something else just as stupid to fawn over soon enough. It's a cycle.

It's called Little Red.
Title: Re: The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!
Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 01, 2011, 08:44:08 AM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 29, 2011, 08:48:07 PM
Isn't this ripping off of the new Harry Potter movie, the last one being into two parts?  :buggedout: Damn you Twilight, Be creative!
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on May 29, 2011, 12:31:12 PM
Meh. People will find something else just as stupid to fawn over soon enough. It's a cycle.

It's called Little Red.

Little Red? That existed?