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Skipper: I know, I know, but I can't take this Island anymore, HAHA, aha! I'm cracking up! Look at me!
Gilligan: *thinking* Ooooo K... MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
That's not how you wear a body condom, Skipper.
Skipper's sunburn is really starting to peel.
"Look little buddy, I made this ghillie suit to spy on the girls."
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The Skipper: Oh I'm not the Skipper, I'm the Skipper's little sister, Lula Belle. Want to go behind a palm tree and count your coconuts?
Gilligan: I need an adult!!!
Hairy palms? Jeez, Skip, lay off the self pleasuring already.