http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html)
"Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate's Bed"
"During a heavy rainstorm, however, Doug went into Jack's room to close the window. Once inside, Doug found stacks of half-eaten Chinese-food containers. Next Doug found a boot filled with Chinese food (Refinery 29 has the photographic evidence). Then he saw a human-shaped object beneath the twin bed...."
Holy cow! There are times when no snide comment can possibly do justice to the situation . . . :buggedout:
That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody :hatred:
Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?
Quote from: Raffine on March 18, 2011, 09:31:39 PM
Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?
No, it was Long Duck Dong!
The scarecrow must be full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
That must of been a scary situation for him!
You should never fill your scarecrow with Chinese food. You'll just be horny again an hour later.
I guess this scarecrow definitely got brain... :teddyr:
Quote from: Jack on March 18, 2011, 11:48:35 AM
That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody :hatred:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
I think about this from time to time. Thats the sign of GREAT story it has staying power
unfortunately the original story from something called refinery 29 or something is gonw