When I was a kid I referred to my penis as my "finch." I bet you'll never look at a bird the same way again. Or watch the movie NETWORK without thinking of me.
I use to call sh!t "ca ca balls".
I don't think I had any special word for it, but once The Jerk came out I did start calling it my "special purpose."
I called it my "birdie" when I was very little, because that's what everyone else in the house referred to that part of the body as. Later on, such great classics as "dinkie", "dinker" and "weenie-meyer" evolved as I got older.
Snake.. which cracked me up when the Metal Gear series came along and I began hearing of "Solid Snake" and "Liquid Snake". :bouncegiggle:
My wife calls it "Mr. P."
'Pooie'.
Also... From Dirty Jerzey... so we called Sh!t - Sh!t.
LOL! Wow, what a funny topic.
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When my son was little, I believed it correct information and no baby talk at all costs. I wanted him to be eloquent and well spoken. So I taught him to call it his penis.
When I was growing up we didn't speak of such things out loud. But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"
As a kid I referred to my penis as ding-dong. I was ashamed to call it penis. Even these days its still my ding-dong or sack.
This thing I have which looks like a colossal design fault by H R Giger is and has always been called a 'tottie' ~ pronounced tor-tee. :buggedout:
Quote from: claws on March 22, 2011, 04:22:35 AM
As a kid I referred to my penis as ding-dong. I was ashamed to call it penis. Even these days its still my ding-dong or sack.
"Ding dong" was the word we used too! Which made the Wizard of Oz song hilarious.
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 22, 2011, 04:02:06 AM
But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"
Girls don't have wee wee's....or if they
do, where were we men when this evolutionary epiphany was taking place? :tongueout:
I called it a "winky". I think it was after a scene in Home Alone 3 when one of the criminals got hit in the crotch and yelled out "You smacked my winky!" After that, the name for it stuck. :teddyr: :tongueout:
I don't know where the term came from but I referred to a penis as a "peegee," like PG, but the emphasis on the P.
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 22, 2011, 02:33:12 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 22, 2011, 04:02:06 AM
But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"
Girls don't have wee wee's....or if they do, where were we men when this evolutionary epiphany was taking place? :tongueout:
I have a female friend who told me she called hers a "muffin" when she was a little girl. I've often wondered if it was corn, blueberry or chocolate chip. But I digress.
I've always just referred to it as "down there". When I was little though, my mom called it a mushroom, which never made sense to me, but I suppose if you thought of it as a room of mush it would, but that sounds gross and I will resume using "down there".
I believe I called my penis a ding dong. My balls were always just ... my balls.
Quote from: Paquita on March 22, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
I've always just referred to it as "down there". When I was little though, my mom called it a mushroom, which never made sense to me, but I suppose if you thought of it as a room of mush it would, but that sounds gross and I will resume using "down there".
I'll never look at a mushroom pizza the same way . . .
I don't think I've seen "hog" mentioned. That was pretty popular when I was in about 3rd grade. All the boys called it a "hog." Mine was more like a runt. But I digress.
My dad called it a Doink. So did I until I started watching John Madden comment on football games .
When I was very young, I remember my mom referring to it as a "doodad." Never cared for that term.
After I was in school, it was usually a dink, a dick or a weiner. By the time I graduated high school, the popular terms were "shlong," "schwanz" and the old standbys, "dick" and "cock," plus a whole bunch of creative names guys used specifically to get a laugh.
Much as KB did, we've avoided teaching Ro to use baby names for those bits. In our case, it's more about teaching a healthy attitude about such things, and avoiding the implied shame of a cutesy nickname. The tough thing is teaching discretion while avoiding shame. There's nothing wrong with talking about it, but it's still inappropriate in many situations.
On a gut level, I find the proper names for genitalia more embarrassing than most slang terms (thank you, Mom). This has led to some confusion, such as when Ro heard me joke that the dogs were playing a game of "smell my weiner" with each other. She had no clue what that was, which unfortunately led to questions. I'm just glad she didn't overhear something like "batch" or "junk" which would have been far more difficult to explain.
Willy.
Quote from: Doggett on March 23, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
Willy.
I had a girlfriend about 18 years ago who called mine a Willy. I've never seen you and her in the same place at the same time. Hmmmmm . . .
My uncle used to call it a "Johnson Bar." Many people commonly shorten this to just "Johnson." I think there are some Monty Python episodes where they call it a "John Thomas." When I was in boot camp, my drill sergeant called it a "Swinging Richard." Years ago I had a friend who called it a "Tallywacker."
When i was a kid, we called it 'the box'. When I was older and managing a bookstore, the guy that owned the place always referred to it as a 'peach' and that has stuck ever since. I hate the term 'vagina'. it sounds like the name of a town in the bible belt as in "yeah, he lives over in east vagina'. but alas, it could always be worse.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 10:15:43 AM
Quote from: Doggett on March 23, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
Willy.
I had a girlfriend about 18 years ago who called mine a Willy. I've never seen you and her in the same place at the same time. Hmmmmm . . .
That was
you ! :buggedout:
How have you been all these years ?
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
When i was a kid, we called it 'the box'. When I was older and managing a bookstore, the guy that owned the place always referred to it as a 'peach' and that has stuck ever since. I hate the term 'vagina'. it sounds like the name of a town in the bible belt as in "yeah, he lives over in east vagina'. but alas, it could always be worse.
"Box" is a pretty common term. But I keep picturing something made of wood and held together with rusty bolts. Here at the office we started calling it a Vuvuzela after the most recent World Cup. (Yes . . . we tend to be very politically incorrect here at work).
HI
I called mine 8 inches, then i met my wife who kindly taught me how to use a ruler properly now i call it little Kev
Quote from: Paquita on March 22, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
I've always just referred to it as "down there". When I was little though, my mom called it a mushroom, which never made sense to me, but I suppose if you thought of it as a room of mush it would, but that sounds gross and I will resume using "down there".
Well if you look at the way some mushrooms are shaped, I guess it makes sense.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 08:27:34 AMI'll never look at a mushroom pizza the same way . . .
Yeah, I guess we'll have to call it a "pud pie" from now on... :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Paquita on March 22, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
I've always just referred to it as "down there".
Suddenly, the movie HELLO, DOWN THERE has taken on a new meaning . . .
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I referred to it as Moby.
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
When i was a kid, we called it 'the box'. When I was older and managing a bookstore, the guy that owned the place always referred to it as a 'peach' and that has stuck ever since. I hate the term 'vagina'. it sounds like the name of a town in the bible belt as in "yeah, he lives over in east vagina'. but alas, it could always be worse.
"Box" is a pretty common term. But I keep picturing something made of wood and held together with rusty bolts.
Ahh...
So you
do know Sister G'... :wink:
Quote from: Doggett on March 25, 2011, 07:20:13 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
When i was a kid, we called it 'the box'. When I was older and managing a bookstore, the guy that owned the place always referred to it as a 'peach' and that has stuck ever since. I hate the term 'vagina'. it sounds like the name of a town in the bible belt as in "yeah, he lives over in east vagina'. but alas, it could always be worse.
"Box" is a pretty common term. But I keep picturing something made of wood and held together with rusty bolts.
Ahh...
So you do know Sister G'... :wink:
For the record, Doggett said this . . . not me!
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 25, 2011, 09:03:28 AM
Quote from: Doggett on March 25, 2011, 07:20:13 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 10:31:07 AM
When i was a kid, we called it 'the box'. When I was older and managing a bookstore, the guy that owned the place always referred to it as a 'peach' and that has stuck ever since. I hate the term 'vagina'. it sounds like the name of a town in the bible belt as in "yeah, he lives over in east vagina'. but alas, it could always be worse.
"Box" is a pretty common term. But I keep picturing something made of wood and held together with rusty bolts.
Ahh...
So you do know Sister G'... :wink:
For the record, Doggett said this . . . not me!
Yeah.
...but you gave me the opportunity. So, really, its all your fault. :teddyr: