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Movies => Bad Movies => B-Movie Haikus & Poems => Topic started by: diamondwaspvenom on March 26, 2011, 10:41:57 PM

Title: Toxic Avenger Haiku
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 26, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
Toxic waste it was,
The Nerd became a hero,
Villains weep in fear.
Title: Re: Toxic Avenger Haiku
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 12:49:55 PM
Melvin the mop boy,
teased, tortured, and ridiculed,
jumps out the window
Title: Re: Toxic Avenger Haiku
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 12:51:49 PM
Slug is an a***ole.
running over little kids,
when will he get his?
Title: Re: Toxic Avenger Haiku
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 12:53:01 PM
Toxie's mop is huge
just ask his girlfriend Sarah,
even she sees it.