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Title: Slither
Post by: Draug on April 02, 2011, 10:45:46 AM
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Woman: "No, really. I didn't marry you because of your money."
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: Mr. DS on April 02, 2011, 11:04:25 AM
Guy:  "Gesundheit..."
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: Silverlady on April 02, 2011, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: Draug on April 02, 2011, 10:45:46 AM
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Guy:  Don't start using that ProActive acne lotion.  Look what the hell it did to me!!
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: sprite75 on April 03, 2011, 12:20:23 AM
Delta Tau Chi started a food fight today in the cafeteria.
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: Hammock Rider on April 04, 2011, 10:53:28 AM
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  If you don't cut back on the partying Seth there will be no Zack and Miri part 2.
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: theoutlawtorn on April 27, 2011, 11:32:07 AM
"Pizza the hut?"
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: AndyC on April 28, 2011, 06:07:10 AM
"Uhhhh... This is gonna cost extra."
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: Hammock Rider on April 28, 2011, 12:45:17 PM
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  Sorry Elizabeth, but I think I'm really allergic to your cat.


Title: Re: Slither
Post by: sprite75 on May 06, 2011, 04:21:34 PM
Guy: I went to the emergency room to get this stuff off but they said I wasn't a priority.
Girl: Why? Was there a guy with a dump truck stuck to his head?
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: retrorussell on May 06, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Hey, aren't you Tim Curry from Legend?  Oh wow!  Can I get your autograph??
Title: Re: Slither
Post by: AndyC on May 06, 2011, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 06, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Hey, aren't you Tim Curry from Legend?  Oh wow!  Can I get your autograph??

"No, I'm not Tim Curry. I'm beef curry."