... because he was stealing it of course! That's the perfect place for a stolen chicken!
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So many jokes to make...
Well, I'd say he would have choked his chicken, but they were already dead.
"No, no officer. I wasn't stealing the chicken. I was just trying to reenact this one scene from Pink Flamingos....." :wink:
Guess in his drunken stage he was a cocky cock.
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.
Quote from: ghouck on April 11, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.
So YOUR lobster man! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Upon the request of the police officer, the suspect was forced to pull the cock out of his pants, upon which he was notified of the charges and hauled away to a local prison. :bouncegiggle: