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Title: Alien
Post by: Draug on April 11, 2011, 09:57:01 PM
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The only thing the alien wanted was a hug but everyone kept misinterpreting it's intensions.
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Robocop on April 11, 2011, 10:39:17 PM
"Why are you crying, am I that ass ugly?"
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: retrorussell on April 11, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Come on baby, don't cry.. he couldn't love you like I love you.  What do you say we make some face huggers together?  Come on honey, you know you want to...
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Leah on April 11, 2011, 11:31:32 PM
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You mean I married a man from outer space?!
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Jack on April 12, 2011, 06:59:24 AM
Oh god, I should have known this would happen.  Six lines of dialogue in the first hour of the movie   :bluesad:
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: venomx on April 12, 2011, 12:41:19 PM
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Lambert: NOoooO! (crying) NooOo, damn it! You CAN'T* have my oxygen tanks.

Alien: Huh? OXYGEN? Dude... I just wanted a hug. WTF.
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Doggett on April 12, 2011, 02:08:56 PM
Can you imagine the true horror...
Of being stuck with Veronica Cartwright in deep space?
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: venomx on April 12, 2011, 02:46:16 PM
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Alien: AwWw! Now calm down, relax, just tell big brother what happened, OK.

Lambert: Well.... *sniff sniff* he took my lunch money and called me funny names.

Alien: Hmmm... you want me to spit green acid in his face for ya?

Lambert: No. I want you to punch a hole in his head with your crazy tongue.
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 12, 2011, 10:30:05 PM
The first ever interplanetary "make a funny face" competition got off to a good enough start, but was doomed to end horribly. 
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Hammock Rider on April 13, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
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Ms. Rivers, please, enough with the plastic surgery already.
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: venomx on April 13, 2011, 06:00:29 PM
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*THIS WILL NOT END WELL*
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: retrorussell on April 15, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
(girl is nonplussed)
"Oh come on, don't tell me you never saw Spaceballs..!"
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: sprite75 on April 15, 2011, 06:33:27 PM
You bastard!  How could you leave me for Mr. Spock?!
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2011, 11:11:40 PM
"I just don't enjoy postmodern surrealist art!"
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: Mr. DS on April 16, 2011, 08:22:02 PM
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Alien:  "Hi!  Three Bud Lights and a shot of Wild Turkey, thanks!"
Title: Re: Alien
Post by: theoutlawtorn on April 27, 2011, 10:48:32 AM
Alien "Okay, enough is enough. This is bull @#$%, I keep putting my food in the Xenomorph fridge for a reason!"

Lambert "You don't happen to have any pepto do ya?"

Alien "....... Really?"
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